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We were completely out of membership spots.Then Scott filled out the new membership application.✔ Wants to push himself ...
06/07/2026

We were completely out of membership spots.

Then Scott filled out the new membership application.

✔ Wants to push himself past his limits.
✔ Doesn’t skip because of a little rain.
✔ Re-racks his weights.
✔ Was born ready.

So we made a spot.

Be like Scott.

Not like a bitch who leaves 315 on the bar, scatters dumbbells across the gym, and vanishes like a fart in the wind.

Welcome aboard, Scott. 💪

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #10 (The Finale)Gym etiquette tip:The weights are not a notebook.If you can’t remember wha...
06/06/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #10 (The Finale)

Gym etiquette tip:

The weights are not a notebook.

If you can’t remember what set you’re on without writing directly on gym equipment…

We have bigger problems than your workout.

And while we’re at it…

Stop spitting sunflower seed shells on the floor.

This is a gym.

Not a Little League dugout.

We’ve spent the last 10 days talking about gym etiquette.

Unfortunately, some of you thought it was a suggestion.

Cameras are being added to the weight room next week.

Stereo is going in a case at a set volume (If you don’t like the volume bring your AirPods)

The part that pi**es me off the most?

We built this place on the assumption that grown adults wouldn’t need supervision.

Most of you proved us right.

A few of you proved us very, very wrong.

And now everyone gets cameras because apparently common sense isn’t free with a membership.

From this point forward:

If you’re caught writing on equipment, spitting shells on the floor, damaging property, not racking your weights, dragging benches in areas they shouldn’t be or acting like a complete idiot…

We’ll post the video.

We’ll roast you.

Then we’ll cancel your membership.

In that order.

We’re building a gym for people who want to train.

Not a sanctuary for du*****es.

And if you’re reading this wondering if we’re talking about you…

There’s a pretty good chance we are.

06/05/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #9

Gym etiquette tip:

If you’re using the squat rack to do curls…

Straight to jail.

We have an entire dumbbell section.

Use it.

🏔️ Mt. Everest isn’t going to climb itself.Member Jared threw down the gauntlet:29,032 feet. 90 days. Jacob’s Ladder.Tha...
06/05/2026

🏔️ Mt. Everest isn’t going to climb itself.

Member Jared threw down the gauntlet:

29,032 feet. 90 days. Jacob’s Ladder.

That’s 323 feet a day for 90 straight days.

Most people will read this post and keep scrolling.

A few will step on the machine and find out what they’re made of.

Which one are you?

💪🔥

06/04/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #8

Gym etiquette tip:

If you’re waiting on a machine…

Standing three feet away and staring at the person using it…

Doesn’t make them finish faster.

It just makes you look like Jeffrey Dahmer picking out dinner.

06/03/2026

For those who quit drinking…

What replaced it?

🏋️ Gym
🏃 Running
💰 Business
🎣 Hobbies
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family
☕ Caffeine
💉 Tren

Or something else?

👇

06/03/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #7

Gym etiquette tip:

Don’t offer unsolicited workout advice.

Unless they’re your friend.

Your friends can tell you your squat looks like a baby giraffe learning to walk.

You, however, do not need to interrupt a stranger's workout because you watched three fitness videos during lunch.

06/02/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #6

Gym etiquette tip:

If you’re walking around the gym looking for someone to talk to…

You might be at the wrong kind of bar.

Most people are here to lift, not socialize.

Read the room.

If they have headphones in and are moving from set to set…

Let them work.

06/01/2026

😂 Daily Gym Etiquette Series #5

Gym etiquette tip:

If multiple members complain about your body odor…

And we politely address it…

The correct response is not leaving a 1-star review.

The correct response is finding deodorant.

And before you say you showered…

Where?

At a landfill?

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225 South Locust Street
Centralia, IL
62801

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