TSR Texas Ski Ranch

06/05/2026

05/31/2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY with Lazy J today 🦞

Crawfish season is almost over, y’all come enjoy them on the beach. $6/lb

Lazy J Cajun Stoke Factory at TSR Loki's Axe Haus Seek and Destroy Rage Room

05/27/2026

Hey hey now its middle of the week whoch means we start serving up the Traditional Louisiana Soaked bugs tomorrow at TSR Texas Ski Ranch.

We are there Thursday through Sunday every week until end of season!

We are also at The District on 46 this Saturday as well for possibly our last boil out there this year!

Come and see us this week as we have 2 to 4 weeks of bug boiling season left!!!

05/26/2026

BOGO AQUA PARK — THREE DAYS ONLY

Hey there,

Some offers are too good to keep to ourselves.

Buy One Aqua Park Pack, Get One FREE
May 26, 27 & 28 (Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday)


Here's what that means: Grab a friend. Bring your sibling. Rally your crew.

One of you pays, one of you doesn't. Both of you get the full experience.

What you're getting:
El Jefe and the boss-level obstacles
Slides that launch you into crystal-clear water
70+ acres of nonstop action
Lifeguards on duty, snacks available
Ages 6+ welcome
The deal only runs three days. Tuesday through Thursday this week. After that, it's gone.

Want the code?
Comment “code”

05/24/2026

☀️ BOGO SALE IS LIVE! 🌊

Buy One Aqua Park Pack, Get One FREE at The Stoke Factory Aqua Park at Texas Ski Ranch!

Use Code: AQUABOGO

✅ Valid Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday
📅 May 26, 27 & 28 ONLY

Grab your friends, family, or crew and come experience one of the most exciting summer attractions in Texas. Slides, climbing, splashing, laughs, and nonstop fun on the water. 🔥

Tag who you’re bringing 👇

📍 New Braunfels, TX
🌐 TheStokeFactory.com

05/17/2026

Good Morning yall!

So we will do an AYCE Crawfish today at TSR Texas Ski Ranch starting at 12 until sold out!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$45 AYCE crawfish per person

300 plus lbs for today to boil

05/10/2026

🚨 LOCAL HIGH SCHOOLS… THIS IS YOUR CHALLENGE 🚨

Who’s showing up to represent their school at SPLASH & DASH on May 17 at Texas Ski Ranch?! 🌊🔥

🏆 $1,000 is going BACK to the winning school’s BOOSTERS
Band Boosters
Athletic Boosters
Choir Boosters
Club Boosters
ANY booster organization can win!

📣 Calling ALL local schools:
🦄 New Braunfels Unicorns
🐉 Long Creek Dragons
🐾 Canyon Cougars
🦅 Canyon Lake Hawks
🤠 Smithson Valley Rangers
🐺 Davenport Wolves

This event is OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS
Not just athletes 👏

💥 COMPETE FOR YOUR SCHOOL
💥 SHOW SCHOOL SPIRIT
💥 HELP YOUR BOOSTERS WIN MONEY

🎓 SENIORS
You’ll also have opportunities to win sponsorship money that can help toward:
✔️ College
✔️ University
✔️ Trade School
✔️ Tech Schools or Apprenticeship

And honestly… this beats writing essays 😎

🔥 STUDENT SPECIAL
Normally $20 to enter the Aqua Park
Students can get in for ONLY $10 as spectators and supporters

COMPETITORS can enter the Aqua Park and compete for ONLY $5 ((Sign Up Now!))

📣 Crowd participation matters too
The school with the BIGGEST turnout and loudest support can win additional sponsor donations

So bring your:
🎺 Bands
📣 Cheer Teams
🐾 Mascots
👥 Student Groups
🎉 Entire crews

⚠️ LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE
⚠️ SIGN UPS ARE FILLING FAST
⚠️ DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE

Tag your school below and let’s see who’s REALLY showing up 👇🔥

05/08/2026

05/06/2026

DST New Braunfels Summer camps just went live!

DST is the best baseball and strength and conditioning camp around, and is right here at Texas Ski Ranch ⚾️🌊

Want to beat the heat? DST Summer camps can be bundled with our water activities for the most fun in town!

Hit the QR code or click the link in the comments to sign up, hurry before they sell out!

Make sure to give their page a follow so you don’t miss out on the fun 🥳

The Stoke Factory Steven Trevino Loki's Axe Haus Paul Bialick Texas Ski Ranch Youth Programs

05/02/2026

🦞🍻🌊

Good morning lovely Friends!

The Sun is out, shinning bright. That means its going to be a Great Day because we just got out fresh 2000lbs this morning and 3 spots to enjoy the Lazy J flavor across the area.

Catch us starting at 12 to 9 at TSR Texas Ski Ranch with Josh on the pots or The District on 46 with Michael and Crew, they'll be there 12 to 6

Sunday is TSR and The Reserve on 1863 from 12 to 6

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$7lb for 5lbs or more

Shrimp and Snow Crab available!!

04/26/2026

Good Morning Yall!!

We are at TSR Texas Ski Ranch and The Reserve on 1863 starting at noon today until 6 or sold out!!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum!!!
$7lb for 7lbs or more!!

Shrimp and Snow Crab available at TSR
Shrimp available at The Res!

Going to be a beautiful day for Some South in your Mouth!

04/23/2026

Let’s go mom! Kids! Dad! …You know what to do!

04/17/2026

Texas A&M University contest today. Come and get your dam smokin tacos.!!

04/17/2026

$7/lb for National Crawfish Day 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

Come see us this afternoon at TSR Texas Ski Ranch or Wichita Red's from 5 to 9!

$7lb with 2lb minimum
$6lb for 10lbs or more!!!

Blue Crabs, we have roughly 40lbs left and are $6.25 a crab! They are huge and if yall don't come eat them I'll eat them myself. Nothing better than a well boiled Blue Crab!!!

Snow Crab and Shrimp also available!!

04/05/2026

Happy Easter, our water activities are closed but the bar and 🦞🦞🦞 are open 12-Sold Out.

We are at TSR Texas Ski Ranch from noon until sold out! Have roughly 600lbs today so we've got a bit to move but it'll happen!

We are at $6lb today for an Easter Special!!

That's a 2lb minimum per usual and COOLER SPEICALS are $150 for (30lbs cooked)

Come see us at either spot

03/29/2026

The weather is PERFECT… why are you not here yet?! ☀️🔥

Wakeboarding. Aqua Park. Paintball.
Or just kick back, grab some food, and let the kids run wild 🙌

This is your spot for the weekend. No excuses.

👉 Book your sessions now: www.thestokefactory.com

03/29/2026

Sunday Funday 🦞🍻

We are at TSR Texas Ski Ranch and The Reserve on 1863 from noon until 6 or sold out!!

On a Sunday always go early! See yall soon

$9lb with 2lb minimum
$8lb for 7lbs or more

03/28/2026

Get down here today. Live music rocking the aqua park at 4pm.

03/27/2026

This Saturday, March 28 🔥
Stoke Factory at Texas Ski Ranch presents ROCK THE PARK 🤘

4PM–6PM the Aqua Park is going OFF 💦
Late session. Loud vibes. Summer energy already.

It’s gonna be a perfect day—don’t miss it.
Pull up with the crew.

School of Rock New Braunfels

03/22/2026

🦞🦞🦞 Starting at Noon today

03/15/2026

03/13/2026

We are at TSR Texas Ski Ranch 5 to 9pm tonight with $9.50lb with 2lb minimum or $8.50lb for 5lbs or more!!!

Also at Wichita Red's from 5 to 9 as well at $10lb with 2lb minimum!

Come see us at either spot tonight!