Temuka Bowling Club

04/06/2026

2026 Handicap Singles. Entry list up on clubroom notice board.

26/05/2026

For members info...

25/05/2026

24/04/2026

Lawn bowls has some unwritten truths… 😏

Like when you premeditated a toucher and went for your chalk/spray and it misses entirely? Tsk tsk!

But we KNOW you’ve got better ones 👇

21/04/2026

🤣 FAST GREEN BOWLERS VS SLOW GREEN BOWLERS 🤣

There are two types of lawn bowlers in this world…

The “slow green” bowlers who think the grass is three metres long, complain that the bowl stopped halfway and ask if someone forgot to mow the green 🌱😅

And then there are the “fast green” bowlers who watch their bowl race past the jack at the speed of light and shout “WHOA! TOO FAST!” before blaming the green, the weather, gravity and possibly Mercury being in retrograde 😂

Slow green bowlers love to say:
“Now THIS is a proper green!”
“Did someone forget to cut the grass?”
“Why is this bowl still moving?”

Fast green bowlers are usually heard shouting:
“Now THIS is bowls!”
“Why is my bowl in the next suburb?”
“Who polished this green?!”

And of course, after the game everyone ends up at the clubhouse doing a very serious post-match analysis… which usually means blaming the green, laughing at each other and insisting:
“I told you it was slow!”
“No, I told YOU it was fast!” 😄

🎯 NOW WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

Are you TEAM FAST ⚡ or TEAM SLOW 🐢?
Drop a comment below and tell us what drives you crazy on the green 👇
Tag your bowling buddy who ALWAYS blames the green 😏
Or confess… are YOU the one shouting at your bowl? 🤣

Let’s get the banter going!

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13/04/2026

Some pics from recent events.

23/03/2026

Congratulations to our Champion of Champion Triples Team: Dave Wood, Dave Carey & Sam Morton