19/08/2026
šØ HEāS BACK!!! šØ
The stories. The laughter. The local legends you wonāt hear anywhere elseā¦
Join us for Local Legends & Lost Stories, starring the one, the only ā John āStinkerā Clarke!
Settle in for a fascinating 2.5-hour cruise through the Eastern Harbour, as Stinker brings our waterways to life with colourful characters, remarkable history and almost-forgotten local stories.
š CRUISE HIGHLIGHT
Weāll be cruising aboard the beautiful MV Tea Gardens, offering easy wheel-on, wheel-off access for passengers with mobility needs. If accessibility has previously made cruising difficult, this could be the perfect opportunity to join us!
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Friday 4 September
ā° Departing Tea Gardens at 10.30am
ā“ļø 2.5-hour Eastern Harbour cruise
šļø $69 per person
ā Includes our famous morning tea
If youāve cruised with Stinker before, youāll know why these cruises are so popular. If you havenāt ā this is your chance!
ā Seats are limited, so book early and donāt miss the return of a true local legend!
Call Kerrie on 0412 682 117 to secure your spot!