09/04/2026
I will do headshots just for you.
I’ll do headshots for the whole office crew.
Headshots in your office chair,
Headshots really anywhere.
Headshots here, headshots there,
Headshots for the exec with the fancy chair.
You do not need a fancy suit.
Just show up looking sharp and cute.
So don’t say no, and don’t be shy —
Book your headshots. Let’s give it a try!
(I mean, come on…if that poem doesn’t make you want to book some headshots with me, what will?!?)