10/09/2026
I’ve scammed over 100 women this year alone 👊🏼
And I’m sorry.
You see, I’ve already coached over 100 women this year in one way or another. Women going through menopause, women who have had their lives overrun by their career, women who have families to lead or who just want to grow and epic set of glutes.
But there’s a huge secret I’ve been hiding.
I can’t relate to you.
I’m 6ft 2. I love training arms. I don’t have kids. I don’t have a womb. I really just like smoking meat in a vest on my balcony and drinking snobby coffees.
So I want to say sorry. The internet will tell you that as a coach, I need to be relatable. I need to cry on camera about the same problems you face. I need to have the same lived experience you have. Or I need to like the same things.
But I can’t, haven’t don’t and won’t.
It’s very unlikely that I’ll ever go through menopause, grow a child inside me or have a period.
So why do so many women fall for my scam?
Well, what if being a good coach was nothing to do with being the same as you?
What if being a good coach was about having empathy for everyone whilst holding them to a required standard no matter who they are?
What if being a good coach was spending 17 years studying from and collaborating with industry experts in female health to implement that with you?
What if being a great coach was taking the experiences felt by thousands of women, to refine the right strategy for you?
What if… and hear me out here… Being an epic coach was nothing to do with being like you?
I’ve seen way too many women failed by coaches they put their trust in just because they were “like them”.
I’ll never be like you. But I will go further than anyone else to find the solution for you.
Jono