The Funhouse

07/09/2026

🎒✨ AFTER SCHOOL PLAY IS HERE! ✨🎒

Looking for something fun to do after school? Come along and let the little ones burn off some energy, play, make friends and have lots of fun! 🥰💗

🎉 £5 per child
👧 Ages 1+
⏰ From 3pm
📚 Term time only
🎄 Running until the Christmas holidays!

Perfect for an after-school treat! 🛝🧸💖

Come and join us — we can’t wait to see you! 🌈✨

07/09/2026

🍂 TODDLER TIME IS ON! 🍂

Looking for something fun to do with your little ones this week? 🥰 Come and join us at The Funhouse for Toddler Time! 🧸✨

Every Monday–Friday during term time, 9:30am–11:30am for just £4.50 per child! 🎉

And this week we’ve got some lovely activities planned! 💕

📖 Story time
🍳 Breakfast for the little ones
🎨 Messy play
🍁 Autumn leaf colouring & crafts

A relaxed, fun morning for little ones to play, explore, get creative and make some new friends! 🥰

📅 Monday–Friday | Term Time Only
⏰ 9:30am–11:30am
💷 £4.50 per child

Come along and give Toddler Time a try — we’d love to see you! 💗🍂🧸

07/09/2026

🌈 CHILDMINDERS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🌈💗

Bring the little ones along to The Funhouse Swinton and enjoy our special Childminder Discount! 🥳

✨ Just £4.50 per child
📅 Monday – Friday
🪪 Valid childminder ID must be shown

Perfect for keeping the little ones entertained, burning off some energy and having lots of FUN! 🛝💦🎨

Tag a childminder who needs to know! 👇💗

03/09/2026

🌈✨ TODDLER TIME IS BACK! ✨🌈

Calling all our little explorers! 🥰👶 Come along to The Funhouse for our brand-new Toddler Time sessions, perfect for little ones to play, explore and get messy! 🎨🫧

🍽️ Breakfast included
🎨 Messy play included
💷 Only £4.50 per child
⏰ 9:30am – 11:30am
📅 Monday – Friday
🎒 Term time only (excluding bank holidays)
📆 Starting Monday 7th September!

It’s the perfect morning for your little ones to have fun, make friends and burn off some energy while you enjoy a cuppa! ☕️💕

📍 We can’t wait to see you there! 💗

02/09/2026

01/09/2026

🎉 10% OFF ALL PARTY BOOKINGS! 🎉

It’s time to get the party planning started! 🥳🎂

Book your child’s birthday party with The Funhouse and grab 10% OFF when you book before 30th September — and the discount is valid for parties taking place any time of the year! 🎈✨

🎯 Laser Parties
🎠 Standard Parties
🪩 Disco Parties
🏠 Private Hire

📞 Call us on 0161 727 8222 for more information or pop in and speak to a member of our team!

✨ Let us make their birthday AMAZING! ✨

24/08/2026

✨ Want to see more of what we get up to at The Funhouse? ✨

Follow our TikTok to see behind the scenes, get to know our amazing staff and see all the fun, dancing, singing and craziness we get up to! 🎥💃😂

You’ll also be able to see what’s happening before your visit, so you can look forward to coming and meet the faces behind the Funhouse! 🥰🎪💕

📲 Give us a follow — you won’t want to miss it! 👀✨

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24/08/2026

🎶🪩 WELCOME TO OUR DISCO PARTY ROOM! 🪩🎶

Get ready to dance, sing and party till your heart’s desire! 💃🎤✨

Our Disco Party Room is the perfect place for little ones to let loose, show off their best moves, sing their favourite songs and have the BEST time! 🕺🎶

Whether they’re the next superstar 🎤 or just love a good boogie 💃 — there’s something for everyone!

✨ Dance
🎤 Sing
🪩 Party
💖 Make memories

Come and have a boogie with us at The Funhouse! 🥳

📞 Give us a call for more information and to find out more about our Disco Party Room! 💕

23/08/2026

✨ WEEKLY SPECIALS ARE HERE! ✨

Fancy trying something new? 😍 Come down and check out our weekly specials — there’s always something exciting to enjoy! 🍦☕️🍴

And don’t forget… WE’RE STILL HALF PRICE! 🎉🙌
Our half-price entry offer is running for the rest of the school holidays, so it’s the perfect time to bring the kids down for a play without breaking the bank! 💕

Come and see us, grab a treat, enjoy a play and make the most of the holidays! 🥰

📍 We can’t wait to see you!
✨ Half price • Weekly specials • Good times ✨

22/08/2026

💙✨ SEN NIGHT IS COMING! ✨💙

We are SO excited to welcome you all to our very first SEN Night at The Funhouse! 🥰

A quieter, calmer evening created especially for our SEN children to enjoy the space in a relaxed and welcoming environment. 💙

📅 Thursday 10th September
⏰ 5pm – 7pm
🎟️ £12.50 per child
🍕 Entry + food + a drink included!

We can’t wait to see all the lovely families joining us and make our first SEN Night a special one! 🥹💙

Spaces are limited, so please get in touch to book your place! ✨

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