StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic

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StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic I’m Ernie The Muscle Mechanic | 13 year vet. I fix problems. Enhance performance. Not spa culture. This is Bodywork culture.

Shorten recovery time and when it comes to bodywork…

Well, that’s why I created
StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic.

Happy Election Day everyone! PSA for clients. Just a reminder, in the office we don’t talk politics (To include other co...
11/03/2026

Happy Election Day everyone! PSA for clients.

Just a reminder, in the office we don’t talk politics (To include other contentious topics.)

This is not because I don’t respect anyone’s opinions. It’s just that you pay me to work and put you on a state of bliss.

Name 1 conversation where talking politics has brought you bliss… I’ll wait lol

That being said, if you need on the table,

Stop by for a Quick 30 💪
We can do a full body reset or an
Area focused session - your choice!

Get a 60 Min Master Massage 🤩
Built the house on this massage!

Or a 90 Min StretchShops Signature Session 🍀13
90 of the most POWER PACKED mins you ever spend on anyone’s table.

Either way.

Hope you choose peace and grace this Election Day!




NO on the table lol

11/02/2026

gets reset, rehydrated, relaxed. If I can’t fix it, Tuesday is 2-4-1 amputation day 😂😂😂

Just kidding however we do the most work in 60 and get the most results than anywhere in Kansas!

Just comment ME NEXT

And I’ll message you. You won’t have to reach out 1st.



Y'all have to check out what the Google says about The Muscle Mechanic 🤣 I just checked it and was blown away but what A...
11/02/2026

Y'all have to check out what the Google says about The Muscle Mechanic 🤣

I just checked it and was blown away but what AI says about good Ole StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic.

Not only that this is based off what MY CLIENTS said.

Perfect 5 stars.

Major results.

Restored ROM.

Knot Removal.

Bring me your problems and I'll send you home with resolve.

It's kinda been the standard for 13 years (Next month 14 years!) And it only gets better with each passing year!

Love all you people! Y'all are my everything!
Book your next massage with ME! gets the business 😉

Ernie Tmm

Ps Comment "ME NEXT" and the next availability is YOURS!
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10/30/2026

Availabilities Update:
Sunday 11/1/26
11&12

Monda 11/2/26
Booked

Tuesday 11/3/26
4 spots

Wednesday 11/4/26
5 openings AM & PM

Thursday 11/5/26
Booked

Friday 11/6/26
3 spots left
12 noon 6 & 7 PM

Saturday 11/7/26
CLOSED
Community event

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19xFHhn43L/

Also 11/7/26 in Salina Ks!
David & Josh Long Race

CHECK IT OUT 🫡 go support if you’re in the area!

https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/ xx/6ae150b6e9de20f5b925aa32_2026%20Crossroads%20Runner%20Guide%20(5).pdf

Stay tuned!
A spots waiting for you!!!

10/30/2026

Openings Halloween Day?! 🦇

2-60’s want to get a refreshing spring back in your step or enjoy walking without pain?

10:00 & 11:00 am

Comment ME NEXT

I’ll get you set up!

10/29/2026

These 2 got them moves. They’ll be live in concert never 🤣 but I couldn’t resist this video of them in their Legacy League swag!

Give it up for Josh and David Long, Father/son athletes. They like to get that StretchShos bodywork so they can move like this 🤣

or

10/28/2026

Risks. They are the price you pay to achieve YOUR greatness. Sometimes you conquer. Sometimes you learn.

But every time, you find out what you’re made of.

That’s priceless.

As you chase your goals and dreams. Stop by StretchShops. Get your body maintenanced.

Give yourself the best
To become your best!





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10/28/2026

Austin Hamm is traveling to Turkey today! If all goes well and he secures his spot he will turn around and travel to South Africa for the SCL Championship.

With a prize pool of $200K these champions are showing up big strong and hungry! I can’t wait to see what happens! This is going to be awesome! Stay tuned everyone!

Go follow Austin Hamm

As always this is Ernie The Muscle Mechanic
Owner of StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic
The strongest bodywork in Kansas

Address

2512 E Douglas Avenue
Wichita, KS
67214

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 7pm
Tuesday 9am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 7pm
Sunday 9am - 7pm

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