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I'm a high handicap player (sad, but true), living the good life here in Western Colorado and looking for a little levity to counteract how I feel after yet another shank. I previously wrote columns for the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel and Grand Junction Free Press, where I was honored to win 4 first-place awards from the Colorado Press Association for humorous column writing. I also wrote the 2023 Hallmark Channel movie, "Checkin' it Twice." All cartoons are copyrighted and original in idea, but executed by AI image generators, seeing as how I have zero drawing skills. Thank you for visiting the page.

10/30/2026

Walking 18 until dark for pocket change, pull cart clattering behind you the whole way. Nowadays ten bucks barely covers a sleeve of balls or a clubhouse Gatorade. 🏌️‍♂️

I could play 9 holes at my little muni here in town for just $9 on weekdays as recently as 2021. What was the cheapest round you ever played back in the day?

10/30/2026

When the marshal says cart path only, but your ride has zero ground clearance anyway.

10/30/2026

The scorecards get thrown away, but the laughs can stick around forever. ⛳

10/30/2026

True terror isn't in a haunted house, it's on the first tee box. 🎃👻🏌️‍♂️

10/29/2026

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10/29/2026

If you need to find me during a round, don't check the fairway. Check deep in the fescue, behind the maintenance shed, or two fairways over. 🏌️‍♂️🌳

10/29/2026

Cheaper than therapy and you get fresh air with your anger. 🏌️‍♂️🌳

10/29/2026

I tried to send it back, but customer service said the only way to resolve it was to take it to the practice green immediately. ⛳

10/29/2026

Even spirits can’t escape that one guy in the foursome who can never make it, or who is always late.

10/28/2026

Screen time can wait. Fairway time is forever. ⛳

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