09/01/2026
☂️🎩 WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 🎩☂️
Good morning, my dear golfers! A jolly good day to you! Westwoods is OPEN and allowing carts today! 🏌️♂️⛳️
Now, it may be a spot of a soggy one, so do be a good sport and bring your brolly ☂️ and your waterproof shoes! 👞💦 After all, a little drizzle is no reason to be a bother. We’re practically made for a bit of British weather!
🎶 With an umbrella in your hand,
And waterproof shoes so grand,
You’ll stroll onto the first tee,
As happy as a golfer can be! 🎶
And speaking of things rather spiffing… 👀
A little birdy has whispered that NEW SWEATSHIRTS are coming to the Pro Shop! 🐦👕 Keep your peepers peeled, because when they arrive, you’ll be looking smart as a whip, right as rain, and positively posh! 🎩✨
📣 Now, one small but important announcement, if you please!
Next Monday, September 7th, is Labor Day, and because it’s a holiday, our 5-Day Passes will NOT be honored that day. So don’t turn up on Monday expecting to sneak past the gate like a cheeky little chimney sweep! 😉
And if you’re the sort who enjoys a quiet, peaceful golf course, with plenty of open space and nary a crowd in sight... TODAY IS YOUR DAY! 🎉⛳️
So grab your clubs, fetch your brolly, put on your waterproof shoes and pop down to Westwoods for a jolly good round!
Chim chim cher-ee, golf is the place to be! ☂️🏌️♀️💚