05/06/2026
Frank's Friday..... What a boring week.......
Well, it's been a fairly uneventful week here, which suits me just fine.
The weather has cooled down a bit, so the flies have been slightly less enthusiastic about making my life miserable. Half term is over too, which means the yard has returned to its usual routine. Fewer comings and goings, less excitement, and more important things like grazing, snoozing, and inspecting whether my hay has been arranged to my exact specifications.
Mum finally came back from her holiday. Apparently she had a lovely time, although I can't say I noticed much difference apart from a few extra treats and a lot of catching up on cuddles.
Since returning, however, she has spent a remarkable amount of time muttering about paperwork and she keeps saying things like "I really must get this done."
Personally, I think she's making life unnecessarily complicated. If something needs doing, just have a nap and see if it still seems important afterwards. Works for me or failing that, maybe she needs to employe a PA.......
Anyway, all is well here. The grass is acceptable, the weather is pleasant, the routine is back to normal, I remain exceptionally handsome and no one has made me go in that metal container. Pretty perfect week if you ask me.
Until next week folks, 🐴.
