06/02/2026
I had a rude awakening today...
I turned on the classic rock station expecting to hear some AC/DC, Metallica, and Zeppelin. Instead, Korn and Disturbed came on.
That's when it hit me.
The music I blasted in my car, burned onto CDs, and swore would always be "new" is now considered CLASSIC ROCK.
Apparently we're at the age where "Freak on a Leash" and "Down With the Sickness" are the equivalent of what our parents thought of when they heard "Stairway to Heaven."
My back hurts, my knees crack when I stand up, and now the radio has officially informed me that I'm old.
Thanks, radio. I was having a perfectly good day.