09/09/2026
the pop girl to ugly boyfriend pipeline is finally broken
I'm sorry but for years it was actually painful to watch. Gorgeous, talented pop girls dating guys who look like they cut you off in traffic and have a podcast about crypto.
But Madison Beer and Zara Larsson said nope, we're not doing that anymore.
Madison went from that toxic loser era where she was literally not being treated right, to now being with a guy who is actually fine AND plays football. Like the ultimate glow up revenge arc, dating her ex's favorite player is insane work.
And Zara? Her man is FINE fine. Tall, suited up, handsome. They look like a couple that actually makes sense.
Finally some pretty privilege for the pretty girls too. We needed this win.