06/15/2026
The sprinklers are fixed! Let the record be known,
The grass has turned green instead of “post-apocalyptic brown.”
For a while there I wondered, with growing despair,
If we were running paintball... or a county fair dust storm affair.
The trees are rejoicing, the weeds have surrendered,
The lawn finally looks like the money we've rendered.
The geese flew overhead and shed tears of delight,
One squirrel yelled, "About time!" and vanished from sight.
Meanwhile, paintballs are flying and summer's in gear,
With THREE public games happening right here!
No smoke signals needed, no crystal ball planner,
Just check our website like a civilized manner.
The calendar's live, it's updated and real,
Showing who's booked and the remaining rental deal.
So gather your friends, your rivals, your crew,
And settle old arguments the paintball way too.
Because nothing says friendship, family, and trust,
Like launching a paintball at someone and hearing, "Hey! That was unjust!"
Action Center Paintball is rolling along,
The sprinklers are working, the grass is strong.
Three public games this week—don't miss the fun,
Check the calendar online and come get some!
