06/10/2026
Apparently, it’s **National Black Cow Day**. 🐄
We do not actually have a black cow on staff, so the black horse has been standing at the window, hoping nobody asks too many questions.
He is fairly certain the assignment said **“black animal with excellent cheekbones.”**
So far, he has contributed absolutely nothing to the marketing meeting, eaten several snacks, stared suspiciously at everyone walking past, and requested that his contract be updated to include more treats and fewer references to cows.
Management is reviewing his demands.
In the meantime, he would like you to book a trail ride with Virginia Equine Adventures so he can get back to his regular job: looking handsome and judging people from the window. 🐴
