08/22/2026
Scott Miller here:
Here is part four of four of the story I wrote about a specific story incident from our recent record-setting journey down the 2,341 miles of the Missouri River.
Thank you to everyone who has offered feedback, encouragement, and shared stories so far!
I am going to put the first three parts in the comments in case anyone wants to read them.
Part four
I had spent the previous two years planning the trip and so had Scott Duffus. Both of us obsessed over a thousand details, but he often thought about different details than I did; things that would never even occur to me.
One day he told me that he thought each of us should have an emergency bivy sack and a set of warm clothes sealed in dry bags, secured in the canoe at all times. His reasoning: suppose we got separated from the support boats somewhere remote. Suppose the weather turned ugly. Suppose we had to spend a night on shore. He also designed and sewed a custom canoe shelter that could be deployed in just such a situation.
I remember thinking it all sounded a little unlikely, but I also thought that it couldn’t hurt.
Now, I thought, thank God for Scott’s prescience and skill.
I had no idea what kind of rocks the thousands of shards all around us were, but the word “chert” came to mind and I liked the sound of it. I started happily calling it chert until Duffus corrected me: “it’s SHALE!” he said, with a tone of exasperation at this thousandth example of my general ignorance. Not for the first time I wondered how Duffus seemed to know at least something about just about everything.
It was time to deploy Duffus’ canoe shelter for the first time. He told us it was designed to attach to the canoe, and the canoe should be propped on its side.
Some combination of wind and water had created a beautiful 3 foot tall, contoured slope in the shale-y mud (muddy shale?). Perfect. We tilted the boat against the mini cliff but the angle was a little too shallow. Curt started scooping shale. Lada and I joined him to form a shale-clearing between-the-legs bucket brigade sans buckets. It was fun to do a job that wasn’t paddling in huge, scary waves. I’ve never outgrown my childhood love of simple manual labor; this was a task I’d most recently done when moving sand to bury my nephews on a beach. (I buried everything except their heads, with their consent, and they loved it. I feel compelled to clarify.)
We quickly moved thousands of shale shards, carving a shallow trench the length of the canoe.
The storm clouds moved closer, and gusts of wind started harassing our hitherto sanctuary of calm.
We propped the canoe up again, with one side on the ground, the bottom of the canoe against the slope and the other side of the canoe creating a narrow roof of sorts. It seemed perfect.
Scott reached into a dry bag and produced the shelter tarp, which none of the rest of us had ever seen before, like a magician pulling a scarf from his sleeve.
Within seconds he'd snapped it to the canoe, stretched it down toward the ground, and anchored the edges with rocks.
Just like that we had a shelter.
It would keep the rain off. We could sit inside the part of the canoe on the ground and, Scott explained, stick our heads underneath the “roof” for extra protection. Scott Duffus: sorcerer.
We scampered under the tarp, eager to try it out. It was cramped, and, in order to actually get our heads protected required some unpleasant bending, but it seemed like it would work. “It should protect us even if it hails”, Scott said.
Just then a fresh blast of wind lifted and flung a few dozen shale bullets against the topmost part of the canoe (where it extended just above the mini-cliff), right behind our heads and our heads sustained no damage at all. It was immediate proof of concept; we were protected from hailstorm and shalestorm alike.
Better yet, after a few more shale pepperings the storm moved on without a single drop of rain; a glancing blow.
At last we climbed into warm clothes and Lada, Curt and I crawled into our bivy sacks. Duffus was still up moving around and getting things organized.
The adrenaline began to wear off. I was enormously pleased. We’d just been dealt the most significant challenge of the trip thus far and we’d come through it beautifully. Years of preparation and practice had paid off. We had a long way to go to achieve our goal, but I felt we'd passed an important test.
Just as I was beginning to nod off, a final gust of wind picked up Duffus' bivvy sack and jacket...and sent both sailing into the darkness, into the water, out of sight.