06/02/2026
๐ฑ Breaking News: The SVSC 8-Ball Has Gone on Vacation!
After an extensive investigation, countless meetings, and at least three questionable bank shots, it has been determined that there will be NO Eight Ball Tournament Pool Nights until the fall.
The pool tables have requested a summer vacation.
The cue sticks are headed south for the season.
And the 8-ball has entered witness protection after all the abuse it took this year.
To our pool hustlers:
Please refrain from challenging random strangers in restaurants, using broomsticks as cue sticks, or practicing trick shots on the kitchen table.
We'll be back this fall for more missed easy shots, miraculous lucky breaks, heated debates over the rules, and plenty of laughs and drinks with friends.
Until then, enjoy the summer and start working on your excuses for why you lost last season. ๐
๐ฑ See you in the fall, hustlers!