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Inter Hutt Valley FC 2026. A masters football team created By Aaron Russell, the Gaffer of the mighty Antiques Roadshow.

Inter has been formed with the specific task of conquering the Pan Pacific Games Gold Coast 2026 over 40 division.

03/11/2026

Introducing 'our favorite hori' Tea Tbagz Lomax.
Generally, in any group, team or even a family, there's nobody who's universally loved by all. We all rub somebody up the wrong way. Some of us go out of our way to do exactly that... please refer to some previous posts for proof.
Inter Hutt Valley FC have found that one guy in the whole universe that everybody likes. The real question in why? He's funny, but he's not Jim Jeffries. He's pretty good looking, but hes not Jason Mamoa. His sausage isn't a chipolata, but it's not a babies arm either. He's a been a really good footballer, but hes no Donny Stoupe (he told me to write that). So what is it? He has a great relationship with his wife Kelly Lomax and his kids don't hate him...He's just an all round GC.
Currently plying his trade at left fullback for 2 time M1 champions Petone , Tbagz will likely be deployed in the midfield for Inter where he can summon the ghost of fitness past to bomb the wing...at least once anyway.
Unfortunately, in recent years tbagz has been almost as brittle as Ace( not really), and gets injured a lot, and many of his injuries have come while filling in other teams. With just days left before jetting off, can he hold it together?.. if not, we'll all forgive him...coz hes Tbagz!

30/10/2026

The clock is ticking, and it's almost time to start packing in preparation for our trip to the Gold Coast. Inter Hutt Valley FC would like to give a huge shoutout to our sponsors, without whom this whole thing would've been a much more difficult undertaking.
So listen up...if you need a new house talk to my brother from another mother Desmond Smith Ray White Kemeys brothers.
If you need to sit down in that house, talk to the guys at Chair Solutions ltd.
If you need to eat after a hard day of sitting, head down to The Crooked Elm, have a drink while you're there, take a doggybag back to your house and sit in your chair.
Of course you can't go to the Elm n**e (they're pretty chill down there, but we all have our limits).
Talk to Roy and Andrea at Fully Promoted, they'll sort you out with some cool kit... so what are you waiting for?
The phone ain't gonna dial itself

29/10/2026

Introducing 'The master race' James Pierce,
When you get old, and slow, and crap, football can become a social outing. You endure the game so you can get to the beers and banter afterwards. Not Jim, he's all about the game. Now, you may be asking yourself, "what's with the master race thing?"
Well I'll tell ya. On his player info, Jim put his ethnicity as New Zealand white, I wondered if he'd mistaken our little venture for the local chapter of the national front... when he saw Tbags and Ace, he probably thought he'd get to practice lynching on the first night coz you know, he ain't down with brown.
To be fair, Jim is an excellent player and has been a rock in a 3 boulder central midfield for the mighty Antiques Roadshow, but he's a ghost after the game ... perhaps he's a little butthurt about the Antiques having an anti lynching policy! He'll love the GC though, pretty sure they give out air points for bashing indigenous folk, double points on Mondays. We haven't seen him at any team event, so we'll have reintroduce ourselves at the airport next Fri. I haven't posted a photo this time, every one i found, he has a white sheet on his head with a burning cross in the background.

*for the snowflakes out there, these posts are often satirical and made up. Jim is good guy..I was a little triggered by the nz white thing, which I thought was dumb. See you in OZ champ.

28/10/2026

Introducing 'our South American flair' Camilo Ardiles.
No team named Inter is complete without a bit of South American spice, for us, that player from Chile,is Camilo. Currently plying his trade alongside our captain (Steve Tomms) with the champion Stop Out masters 2 side, he's been an absolute thorn in the side of the mighty Antiques Roadshow, scoring a couple of worldies in both games this season, relegating the Antiques to second. Will be great to finally play along side him, rather than against. Although we don't know Camilo well, he's a lovely guy who's shown his commitment to Inter, turning up to team functions, even when he's had other engagements to get to. In fact, this guy is so committed to the cause, that when he and his family decided to move to the UK, Camilo made it clear he was still coming to the GC... which proves what a GC he is! Now that's commitment.

26/10/2026

Introducing 'The International' Rodney Mays or Rodders, as he's affectionately known. Everyone knows any team named Inter, needs at least one International or in this case, former International in the line up. Rodders was part of the NZ u17 world cup squad back in the late 90s playing as a striker i think.. sorry I'm old, that was ages ago. Rodders would go on to have a really long and successful career in the central league, clocking up 260 games playing alongside some big names in lower Hutt football, like the Patterson brothers, George Barbarouses, Pedro Garcia to just name a few.
As he's got older, Rodders has worked his way into the back line and is a mainstay at center back/half or left wing back for the mighty Antiques Roadshow masters team, but really, he can play anywhere, still an excellent player at 45 years young. Always laughing and having a good time on the pitch, until he isn't, then watch out, coz when the' Hot Rod' gets serious, he hits like freight train.

14/10/2026

Shout out to one of our sponsors Chair solutions ltd... also shout out to Ace, who deserves and Oscar and a Razzy for his performance (in this vid, not on the pitch... he did nothing on the pitch... he's old and crap and limped off injured)

25/09/2026

So the kit is unveiled more to come watch this space.
A massive thanks to all partners/wifes/kids and supporters.

This trip could not of happened without the support of our amazing sponsors
The Crooked Elm
Fully Promoted/ RTR Sports
Chair Solutions
And the OG Big Dogg Des Smith Ray White Kemeys Beithers

25/09/2026

Inter try modeling as gear and playing kit gets unveiled.
Was a great night had by all who attended, with drinks, nibbles and plenty of banter.
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, well, it looks like food added the rest... some of this lot look more like balloon animals than prime footballers!
Anyway, you be the judge
Big shout out to our sponsors
The Crooked Elm
Chair Solutions ltd
RTR sports Fully Promoted
And the brother man Desmond Smith Ray White

21/09/2026

From a seed, a shoot forms.
Inter make their debut.

On a cool, quiet night in 2025, a man suddenly wakes, flustered in a cold sweat. Has he just been sexually assaulted by a succubus? ... he wishes, no.. it was just Azza having another football wet dream. With his beloved Antiques Roadshow dominating the m3 division, Azza decided he needed a new challenge. He dreamed of men, draped in pink (no, nothing to do with Gazzas mommas cavernous va**na)... pink uniforms, like Messi, just older, fatter, slower and crap... so nothing like Messi really.. let's call it parallel universe Messi... running around in the heat of the Gold Coast. Who are these people? What do they call themselves?
Well on Saturday afternoon the dream became a reality, as Azzas Inter Hutt Valley made their long awaited Football debut at the masters football tournament at Wakefield Park, so prestigious, that nobody knew the name of it.
Unfortunately for Inter, all the other masters teams pulled out when they heard they'd be lining up against Inter, a team stacked full of former football gods... so Inter thought f**k it, let's play in the open division against teams who are literally younger than our children.
6 games in one day at 50 against 20 somethings... what could go wrong?
A quick rundown
Game 1, 3-0 win over the next oldest team in the draw who, if we called them pooh, would be unfair on actual pooh.
Game 2, 1-1 against a much younger, faster side, quite handy but who thought the wind, their pace and long balls would be enough.
Game 3, 0-0 another young, fast side who just thought pace would be enough.. seems being old was actually an advantage in a way.
Game 4, 2-1 win over a young, fast bunch of lads who were basically there to party, and had been drinking all day.. they had the ref in their pocket though, very messy physical game with a lot of cheap shots.. and some very sore Inter bodies after.
Game 5, 1-3 loss in the semi, outclassed by a pretty handy young side who scored 3 excellent goals. We're were later told many of these guys were cap 1 and prem level and they pumped some of the other sides by 5 or 6 so we didn't disgrace ourselves.
Game 6, won on penalties to capture 3rd place.
A handy start to our Pan Pac Games build up.
Big Thanks to the lads for bringing the BBQ, gazebo, chairs, tables water, alcohol and food for the day.
See you all for the next one at Maidstone on October 10th
Remember, when someone asks who you're in to?
Tell 'em...Inter Hutt Valley!

19/08/2026

Introducing 'The Nui Boy' Marcel 'Bruno' Brunner. Sport can be fickle. You dedicate yourself, time, sometimes years, or even decades, effort, money.. blood, sweat and tears, you're committed to a collective cause, a club, a badge, a colour, your mates, and for a while, you're revered, loved. Then you get old, and love becomes a one way street. Its happened to us all, and it stings when does happen. But the love never leaves you. For Bruno, that love is Wainuiomata Football Club, he bleeds black and green and likely thought he'd spend his entire career at Richard Prowse Park. However, the collapse of his beloved Undertakers masters team (and some other stuff) meant he had to look elsewhere, and thankfully for him, the mighty Antiques Roadshow came knocking. Now, this one club man is about to suit up for his 3rd club, Inter Hutt Valley FC. During his pomp, Bruno was an imposing goal keeper for Wainui 1st team, playing alongside other nui like legends Steven Quirke, Mark Manzone, the Cutter brother and Maunganui Kohika. Some even say say, that Bruno was so good, he was the second best athlete... in his family.... behind his sister. Unfortunately, he's old now, in fact, he's the oldest player at Inter, he can't really play in goal anymore coz his hand/ eye coordination has gone to s**t, so he plays out on the pitch.... even though his foot/eye coordination has gone to s**t!
All that aside, he's a great lad, loves a chat almost as much as he loves a drink, we at the Roadshow love him, and so to do his Inter brothers... and if the pub has run out of bourbon, it's OK coz Bruno probably brought his own.

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