31/08/2026
Our final judge announcement 📣 for Kick Ass Curves 2027!!
Cat Asstrophe is a q***r and neurospicy midnight ballerina whose first ever competition was KAC back in 2021(?).
She’s competed and performed more times than she probably should have (according to her physio, but who listens to them?
You should that’s who, do as she says not as she does).
These include KAC, YFF and YFFloor, Glow, Shadowbound and Eden’s the garden.
At night she’s a wallet draining floor gremlin and loves all things raunchy, naughty and just the right amount of unhinged.
By day, she’s a hospital worker, carer for her granny (the most badass plus size woman she’s ever met) and mama to Eevee the cat, certified yarn thief and troublemaker.
She’s thrilled to see all the talent on stage at Kick Ass Curves and hopes that every single competitor knows how amazing they are just for being here in the first place.