Bonkers Illumination GOLF

10/09/2026

coming to Matlock Bath Illuminations don't forget to book your crazy golf ⛳️ www.bonkersilluminationgolf.co.uk for a even better unforgettable evening

A heads up that our opening night this Saturday (12th September) and our first *four* fireworks nights of the 2026 Illuminations season are all S O L D - O U T (3rd, 10th, 17th and 24th October) 🎆🎇

The only remaining fireworks finale nights with ticket availability are Halloween (Saturday 31st October) and Sunday November 1st.

So if you're planning to visit the Illuminations this year, our best advice is to book online asap, taking advantage of the £1 ticket price for all accompanied under 16s. See booking link in comments >>

After opening night, the 2026 Illuminations continue from Saturday 19th October every weekend through to Sunday 1st November (plus Friday 30th October).

Don't forget your Illuminations tickets get you a same-day discount at the fantastic The The Heights of Abraham here in beautiful Matlock Bath 🫶 More info on your illuminations e-ticket.

06/09/2026

✨🎆 COMING TO MATLOCK BATH FOR THE ILLUMINATIONS? 🎆✨ Matlock Bath Illuminations

Don’t just wander around looking at pretty lights and the awesome boats, come and get BONKERS with us! 🤪⛳️

Make sure you swing by Bonkers Illumination Golf for 9 holes of glowing, crazy, family-friendly fun!
🌈⛳️💥
🎯 Challenge your mates
😂 Have a laugh
⛳️ Sink a hole-in-one
✨ Then head out and enjoy the Matlock Bath Illuminations!

Because let’s be honest… you can’t come to Matlock Bath and NOT get a little bit Bonkers! 😜
📍 Bonkers Illumination Golf, Matlock Bath

Our first *four* fireworks nights are now S O L D - O U T on the 3rd, 10th, 17th and 24th October 🎆🎇

A reminder too that our opening night next Saturday (12th September) is also s o l d - o u t 😟

The only remaining fireworks finale nights with ticket availability are Halloween (Saturday 31st October) and Sunday November 1st.

So if you're planning to visit the Illuminations this year, our best advice is to book online asap, taking advantage of the £1 ticket price for all accompanied under 16s. See booking link in comments >>

After opening night, the 2026 Illuminations continue from Saturday 19th October every weekend through to Sunday 1st November (plus Friday 30th October).

Fireworks finales happen every October Saturday and the final Sunday.

Don't forget your Illuminations tickets get you a same-day discount at the fantastic The Heights of Abraham here in beautiful Matlock Bath 🫶 More info on your illuminations e-ticket.

06/09/2026

A huge thank you to the hens for choosing Bonkers Illumination Golf to celebrate! 🥳⛳✨

Planning a hen do, birthday, work party or any other special occasion? 🎉

Why not make it Bonkers? Get in touch with us today to find out more about our party packages! 🍹🎊

05/09/2026

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS PARTY BOOKINGS NOW OPEN! 🎅🎄

Looking for something different and fun for your Christmas party?
🎉 Come and celebrate at Bonkers Illumination Golf! ⛳✨

🎁 Food & drink packages available
🍹 Bar & refreshments
🎉 Private venue hire available
⛳ Bonkers fun guaranteed!

Book before 30th September and receive 10% OFF your party booking! 🎅🔥

Spaces are limited, so get in touch today and make your Christmas party one to remember! 🎄✨

01/09/2026

going to Matlock Bath Illuminations this Autumn? make your evening even better with a round of crazy golf ⛳️ 😜

29/08/2026

walk ins welcome ⛳️ or book online 🎟 www.bonkersilluminationgolf.co.uk

25/08/2026

⛳ WHAT’S INSIDE?

100% Indoor & Air-Conditioned – Stay completely dry! 🌧

9 Holes of Neon Glow – Mind-bending UV obstacles and crazy challenges. ⛳️

Retro-Themed Bar – Handcrafted cocktails, craft beers, and sodas.Delicious Street Food – Perfect for refueling after your victory. 🍺 🍸 🍷

Groups and families of all ages are welcome. Beat the weather and join the fun!
🔗 Book your tee now 🎟

www.bonkersilluminationgolf.co.uk

24/08/2026

🎉 BONKERS ILLUMINATION GOLF! ⛳✨

We’re OPEN EVERY DAY throughout the school holidays! 😎
Looking for some family fun? Come check us out and experience crazy golf like you’ve never seen it before! 🤪💥
📍Come play, have a laugh & make some bonkers memories!

19/08/2026

☀️🎉 SUMMER HOLIDAYS = BONKERS TIME! 🎉☀️

Looking for something fun to do with the kids this summer? 🌈⛳️

Forget boring days out… come and experience BONKERS ILLUMINATION CRAZY GOLF! 🤪✨

🧪 Putt your way through our crazy, colourful courses
💡 Incredible UV illumination
🧠 Test your skills with a few mind-boggling challenges
😂 Plenty of laughs and family-friendly fun
❄️ AND YES… WE’RE AIR CONDITIONED! 🙌

Whether you’re looking for a family day out, something to do with the kids, or just an excuse to get competitive… we’ve got you covered!

🌴 Make this summer holiday a BONKERS one! 🌴

📍 Come and play Bonkers Illumination Crazy Golf
⛳️ Matlock Bath, Derbyshire

Who’s getting a hole-in-one this summer? 👀🏆

19/08/2026