22/06/2026
Having been a coach and trainer for over 25 years, I thought I would share my current early morning routine in the hope it would help some people.
My 4am “Alpha Routine”
4:00am: Wake up and immediately check my sleep score to determine my self-worth.
4:02am: Drink 3 litres of glacier water harvested by Tibetan monks.
4:05am: Ice bath filled with the tears of my competitors.
4:15am: Sun my a**s for optimal energy transfer and spiritual alignment.
4:25am: Journal 47 things I'm grateful for, including my own mindset.
4:30am: Consume a breakfast of raw liver, elk testicles, and organic air.
4:45am: Ground myself barefoot on imported volcanic rocks.
5:00am: Read 12 books simultaneously.
5:30am: Manifest generational wealth through aggressive breathing.
6:00am: Post a video explaining how anyone can do this if they really wanted success and start a podcast
People ask how I stay productive.
The answer is simple: I sacrifice all joy and basic human behaviour.