04/07/2021
Strewth! UK soccer club England FC played some bonzer soccer that made the Kookaburra sing his heart out, an absolute ripsnorter of a performance that made Queen Liz proud of her Bruce’s. 4 smackers by Kano (2), Hendo and Huge-head-Hazza sent Ukraine City back to the outback city Chernobyl, bears waiting claws akimbo . England FC move on to the bonzer Castlemaine 4some to go head to head with Scandinaville Champs Denmark, home of the weak Fosters rip-off Charlesberg. I’d rather drink my own p**s than that crap. Anyway, no worries mate, good luck to Casper the friendly goaltender, he has Buckleys chance but you never know. Anyhow, pop a shrimp on the barby and dont go walkabout, this will be another ripsnorter with England FC looking for their first Canberra Cup since the summer of 63,... 3 Liono’s and all that.
