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Heavy Hard Rock Baba arrested !!!!!
26/05/2026

Heavy Hard Rock Baba arrested !!!!!

....fans in hospital, this is unacceptable. Dear Castle Lager Premier Soccer League.
25/05/2026

....fans in hospital, this is unacceptable. Dear Castle Lager Premier Soccer League.

Murder !!!!!! at Chahwanda Stadium
24/05/2026

Murder !!!!!! at Chahwanda Stadium

Varume vaviri varwira pakati
24/05/2026

Varume vaviri varwira pakati

🇿🇼⚽ Matchday 13 League Table Analysis Numbers Don’t Lie!Best attacking team🔥 Hardrock FC lead the scoring charts with 2...
19/05/2026

🇿🇼⚽ Matchday 13 League Table Analysis Numbers Don’t Lie!

Best attacking team

🔥 Hardrock FC lead the scoring charts with 21 goals. They are not just sitting top by luck they are hurting teams going forward.

Best defence:

🧱 Scottland FC have the tightest defence, conceding only 6 goals in 13 matches. That backline is moving like a locked safe.

Draw specialists

🤝 Highlanders FC are the draw kings with 9 draws from 13 games. Bosso are very difficult to beat, but they are also dropping too many two-point opportunities.

Best goal difference

📈 Hardrock FC have the best goal difference at +14. Strong attack, solid defence, and top of the table energy.

Worst defence

🚨 Agama FC have conceded the most goals — 21 goals against. The defence is leaking badly and needs urgent repairs.

Worst performing team

📉 Agama FC sit bottom with 7 points, level with TelOne but worse on goal difference. It is now a serious survival fight.

Total games played

⚽ Each team has played 13 games. Across the league table, that is 234 team-games, equal to 117 actual matches.

Total wins

✅ The league has produced 70 wins so far.

Total draws:

🤝 There have been 47 drawn matches so far.

Total goals scored

🥅 A total of 225 goals have been scored after Matchday 13.

Summary

Hardrock FC are setting the pace with goals and goal difference, CAPS United are breathing right on their necks, Ngezi remain unbeaten, Scottland are defending like soldiers, while Agama, TelOne, Triangle and Manica Diamonds are already hearing relegation drums in the distance. The Castle Lager PSL table is now cooking! 🔥🇿🇼⚽

😂 Banter Vibes Matchday 14 🇿🇼⚽🔥1 is for only 1 win each for FC Hunters, TelOne FC and Agama FC… gentlemen, are you playi...
18/05/2026

😂 Banter Vibes Matchday 14 🇿🇼⚽🔥

1 is for only 1 win each for FC Hunters, TelOne FC and Agama FC… gentlemen, are you playing football or collecting participation certificates? 😂

2 is for only 2 wins by ZPC Kariba, Manica Diamonds and Triangle United… at this rate, the wins are arriving by donkey cart! 🐴⚽

3 is for 3 defeats suffered by Herentals College, Simba Bhora and MWOS… not too bad, but the log table is starting to ask questions! 👀

4 is for 4 losses by Bulawayo Chiefs and ZPC Kariba… one more slip and the relegation committee starts sending emails! 📩😂

5 is for 5 wins by Dynamos, Simba Bhora, Ngezi and Chicken Inn… enough to brag, but not enough to sleep peacefully! 😅⚽

6 is for 6 draws by Dynamos and MWOS… these teams don’t lose easily, but they also love sharing points like Christmas groceries! 🎁😂

7 is for 7 goals scored by ZPC Kariba, FC Hunters and Manica Diamonds… the strikers are fasting from goals! 🙆🏾‍♂️🥅

8 is for 8 wins at the top for Hardrock FC and CAPS United… the big boys are eating sadza with meat while others are chewing log-table pressure! 🍖🔥

9 is for 9 goals conceded by CAPS United and 9 draws by Highlanders… CAPS leaking here and there, while Bosso are addicted to “point each, thank you!” 🤝😂

10 is for 10 goals conceded by Ngezi, FC Platinum, MWOS and Chicken Inn… defence not terrible, but not exactly Fort Knox either! 🧱⚽

Zimbabwean football is not for the faint-hearted the log table is now a comedy script with relegation subtitles! 😂🇿🇼🔥

Dynamos 3Kamwe 0Two lizards spotted kissing each other after the game. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17/05/2026

Dynamos 3
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Two lizards spotted kissing each other after the game. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🔥 ZIMBABWE PSL MATCHDAY 12 TABLE ANALYSIS 😂⚽🇿🇼The log is starting to speak, and some teams are whispering while others a...
15/05/2026

🔥 ZIMBABWE PSL MATCHDAY 12 TABLE ANALYSIS 😂⚽🇿🇼

The log is starting to speak, and some teams are whispering while others are shouting from the rooftop! 😭🔥

⚽ BEST ATTACKING TEAM

Hardrock FC are currently the league’s sharpest shooters with 19 goals in 12 games. These boys are not knocking they are breaking doors down! 🔥💣
Caps United and Herentals are next with 16 goals each.

🧱 BEST DEFENSIVE TEAM

Scottland FC have the tightest defence, conceding only 6 goals so far. That backline is behaving like a locked gate with no spare key! 🔐😂
Hardrock, Simba Bhora and Highlanders are close behind with only 7 goals conceded.

✏️ DRAW SPECIALISTS

Highlanders FC are the kings of sharing points with 8 draws from 12 games. Bosso are not losing much, but they are also not winning enough — proper “let’s meet halfway” football 😂🤝
Ngezi Platinum, FC Platinum and FC Hunters are also draw merchants with 7 draws each.

😭 MOST CLUELESS TEAM

Agama FC — 12 games, 0 wins, only 4 points, and 21 goals conceded. At this point, even Google Maps can’t locate their first win! 😭📍⚽
Manica Diamonds are also in trouble with only 1 win and the weakest attack, scoring just 5 goals.

📊 TOTAL WINS IN THE LEAGUE

There have been 64 wins across all teams so far. Some teams are collecting victories, others are collecting excuses 😂🏆

📊 TOTAL DRAWS IN THE LEAGUE

There have been 88 draws in total. This league loves peace more than war — too much sharing of points! 🤝😂

🔥 BIG PICTURE

Caps United are leading with 26 points, Hardrock are breathing heavily behind them on 24, while Ngezi remain unbeaten but must turn draws into wins if they want to stay in the title race.

At the bottom, Agama, Manica Diamonds, TelOne and Triangle need urgent football prayers before the relegation door opens wider 😭🚪⚽

🔥 CASTLE LAGER PSL MATCHDAY 12 BANTER VIBES 😂⚽1️⃣ is for only 1 win each for Manica Diamonds and TelOne FC… Gentlemen, a...
15/05/2026

🔥 CASTLE LAGER PSL MATCHDAY 12

BANTER VIBES 😂⚽

1️⃣ is for only 1 win each for Manica Diamonds and TelOne FC… Gentlemen, are we playing league football or attending meetings? 😭😂

2️⃣ is for only 2 wins for Triangle United… the triangle is looking more like a straight line to Division One 😩📉

3️⃣ is for Highlanders’ 3 wins only… Bosso have drawn 8 games, even pencils are jealous ✏️😂

4️⃣ is for Agama FC’s 4 points… not wins, points! Even their fans now celebrate throw-ins like goals 😭⚽

5️⃣ is for Ngezi sitting 3rd with only 5 wins… unbeaten, yes, but too many draws can make a championship dream sleep early 😴🏆

6️⃣ is for Dynamos’ 6 draws… DeMbare are collecting draws like supermarket loyalty points 😂🔵

7️⃣ is for Hardrock’s 7 wins… newcomers behaving like they own the league title deed already 😤🔥

8️⃣ is for Caps United’s 8 wins… Makepekepe are not asking questions, they are collecting maximum points like rent is due 💚💪

9️⃣ is for TelOne conceding 18 and Agama conceding 21… network down, defence offline, password forgotten 📶😭

🔟 is for the top 10 looking like a traffic jam… from Chicken Inn to Caps, everyone still believes they can cook, climb, or collapse 😂⚽🔥

Matchday 12 has spoken: some teams are chasing the title, some are chasing form, and others are just chasing the final whistle! 😭😂

Score Alert !!!!Dynamos lead 2 - 1
14/05/2026

Score Alert !!!!
Dynamos lead 2 - 1

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