11/07/2025
"No weapon formed against us shall prosper"
Your National Team Drunkards FC takes on Grand Hustle FC this Saturday. Vainona High School, 3pm
Skhindi, we have a vacant coaching post, we see already you are experienced. You are hired!
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Coaching a social soccer team be like: Read below😂⚽
I was coaching a social team just for fun and also having something to do during the weekend. Here are funny things I discovered about coaching social teams
1. Half of the team comes to the game smelling like a brewery 🍻including the Goalkeeper
2. There is this one player that comes and doesn't change. He thinks he is the best player. He sits and waits to be told to change.
3. Before kick off we found out our ball doesn't have pressure. We wait another 30 minutes to find another ball.
4. On certain games only 8 players pitch up early. Others come 30 minutes into the game.
5. Some players smell like they just smoked the whole of Jamaican w**d 🚬
6. Another player doesn't bring boots. He waits for another player to be substituted to ask for his boots.
7. One player: “Coach I’m injured but I can play if we’re losing.”
8. Even in social football there is politics. Another comes and says play this one not this one because he provides transport for others.
Still… they play with heart, make you laugh, and somehow believe you’ll win the league with 3 points in 9 games. 🤣❤️⚽
