Football Jokes & Banter

06/01/2026

The other one only drinks water, I'd punch air yeses...

22/12/2025

If both Neymar and Ronaldo shift to the edges of the bench, there can be enough space for him to sit down, they are being selfish those two. 🤧

Who should stand up for Lamine Yamal to sit?

06/12/2025

😂😂😂😂

🚨🚨😳 MO SALAH: “I have ZERO RELATIONSHIP with ARNE SLOT NOW”. 💣

21/11/2025

Ronaldo visiting Trump is more important than winning the World Cup

15/11/2025

Lol, Ballon D'or aside, Ramos is bigger than Messi.

Ballon d’or aside Ronaldo is not bigger than Alvarez

14/11/2025

Fast forward

13/11/2025

Messi has more balon d’ors than Ronaldo has league titles

13/11/2025

11/11/2025

If I was the coach, I wasn't gonna select him akr it ain't his DREAM🙃

🚨🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Yes, 2026 will be MY LAST WORLD CUP, 100%. I will be 41 years old!”. 👐🏻🏆

04/11/2025

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24/10/2025

Salah is Messi's clown and ain't even done half of what Messi did and he's already a Premier League legend but somehow you think Messi would've failed in EPL

23/10/2025

Real Madrid are the only team that will never humiliate a big club, 1 or 2 deficit is enough, we beat you with respect ..