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Gor Mahia Online - Chuor Timbe Gor Mahia FC was established on 17 Feb 1968 from Luo Union and Luo Sports Club merger. Gor Mahia is

Gor Mahia ma Wuod Ogada, the grandson of Ogalo was born in 1797 and died 15 May 1920, in Sigano e par Gor. Government Of Raila (GOR) Mahia (Mahia is a Dholuo word which describes a state of awe, wonder and mystery), hence the Mystical Government of Raila.

31/08/2026

👽 ALIENS, WATCH FROM SPACE.

💚 GREEN ARMY, WE MEET AT NYAYO!

🔥 GOR OK SIEM!
📢 GOR BIROOOOO!
💚 YAWNE YO!

Or I should start ALIEN BRANCH

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

31/08/2026

👽🛸 BREAKING: ALIENS HAVE BEEN WARNED — DO NOT FLY OVER NYAYO THIS SUNDAY! 😂💚🔥

WuodCC is looking down from somewhere in the cosmos this Sunday, trying to imagine what GOR MAHIA vs PYRAMIDS FC will look like through alien eyes. 👽

From space, Nairobi will look normal.

Traffic moving.
Matatus doing matatu things. 😂
People going about their Sunday.

Then the alien radar reaches Nyayo Stadium…

🚨 WARNING! UNUSUAL ENERGY DETECTED.

They zoom closer.

GREEN.

More green.

GREEN EVERYWHERE! 💚💚💚

Thousands of K’Ogalo faithful pouring toward one stadium. Flags flying. Drums beating. Jerseys everywhere.

The aliens immediately contact headquarters:

👽 “Commander, we have discovered a strange species in Nairobi. They call themselves… THE GREEN ARMY.”

Headquarters asks:

🛸 “Are they dangerous?”

👽 “We don’t know. But they keep shouting something that sounds like… GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!” 😂😂😂

Then the aliens notice another team arriving.

🇪🇬 PYRAMIDS FC FROM EGYPT.

👽 “Commander… who are these ones?”

🛸 “Apparently they came to play football.”

👽 “INSIDE THAT GREEN MADNESS?!” 😳😂😂

Because this Sunday isn’t an ordinary league afternoon.

🌍 THIS IS AFRICA.

🏆 CAF Champions League
🇰🇪 GOR MAHIA 🆚 PYRAMIDS FC 🇪🇬
📅 Sunday, September 6
⏰ 3:00 PM
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium

And when the players walk out…

NYAYO MUST LOOK ALIVE FROM SPACE. 💚🔥

Fill the stands.

Wear green.

Bring the flags.

Bring the drums.

Bring the voice your neighbours have been complaining about since 2014. 😂🥁

Let Pyramids understand immediately:

WELCOME TO NAIROBI. WELCOME TO NYAYO. WELCOME TO K’OGALO.

By kickoff, the aliens should update their database:

👽 “Planet Earth — Nairobi, Kenya. We have discovered approximately 30,000 humans capable of producing the noise of 3 million. Further investigation NOT recommended.” 😂😂🔥

And if they ask who won before the match even starts?

Tell them:

WuodCC doesn’t predict scores.

I am not trying to be chased by Egyptians all the way to Mars! 😂😂😂

We respect Pyramids.

BUT WE FEAR NOBODY. 💚👊🏾

🙏🏾 Above everything, GOD FIRST.

May God protect our players, supporters and visitors and give us a beautiful football Sunday.

👽 ALIENS, WATCH FROM SPACE.

💚 GREEN ARMY, WE MEET AT NYAYO!

🔥 GOR OK SIEM!
📢 GOR BIROOOOO!
💚 YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

31/08/2026

🔥💚 SUNDAY, 3PM — NYAYO NEEDS YOU IN GREEN. 💚🔥

Pyramids FC are coming from Egypt. 🇪🇬

But on Sunday, they’re walking into OUR HOUSE. 🏟️🇰🇪

And this battle won’t belong only to the 11 players on the pitch.

K’OGALO NEEDS THE GREEN ARMY. 🥁💚

Wear green.
Bring your flags.
Bring the drums.
And most importantly — bring your voice.

For 90 minutes, let’s make sure PYRAMIDS FEEL NYAYO.

🏆 CAF Champions League
⚽ Gor Mahia 🆚 Pyramids FC
📅 Sunday, September 6
⏰ 3:00 PM
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium

🎟️ Regular: KSh 300
🎟️ VIP: KSh 1,500
🎟️ VVIP: KSh 3,000
🎟️ Presidential: KSh 10,000

⚠️ NO TICKETS SOLD ON MATCH DAY.

🙏🏾 GOD FIRST.

May God protect our players and supporters, and may He guide K’Ogalo through this battle.

🌍 AFRICA IS WAITING.
💚 FILL NYAYO.
🔥 GOR OK SIEM!
📢 GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

31/08/2026

🚨💚 WOUNDED… BUT NOT DEFEATED! 💚🔥

Sunday’s battle against Pyramids FC will not be easy.

K’Ogalo are dealing with injuries to several players ahead of the CAF Champions League showdown.

❌ Samuel Kapen — recovering after ACL surgery
❌ Felix Oluoch — continuing ACL rehabilitation
❌ Lawrence Juma — fractured forearm

But there is GOOD NEWS! 💪🏾💚

✅ Patrick Essombe is back in full training.
💪🏾 Sylvester Owino is progressing well in his recovery.

Coach Charles Akonnor knows the situation. Now he must prepare the soldiers available to him.

And Green Army…

THIS IS WHEN OUR TEAM NEEDS US MOST! 🥁🔥

🇰🇪 GOR MAHIA 🆚 PYRAMIDS FC 🇪🇬
📅 Sunday, September 6
⏰ 3:00 PM
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium
🏆 CAF Champions League

Pyramids may arrive with their stars.

WE ARRIVE WITH THE BADGE, THE GREEN ARMY AND BELIEF! 💚

Fill Nyayo. Wear green. Bring the noise.

🙏🏾 And above everything, GOD FIRST.

May God protect our players, strengthen those recovering and guide K’Ogalo on Sunday.

🔥 WOUNDED, YES. AFRAID, NEVER!
💚 GOR OK SIEM!
🌍 EYES ON AFRICA!
📢 GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

30/08/2026

🔥💚 SUNDAY IS NOT JUST ANOTHER GAME. 💚🔥

Behind closed doors, the message is simple:

Respect Pyramids. Fear nobody.

This is our home.
This is Nyayo.
This is K’Ogalo. 🇰🇪

On Sunday, every tackle must mean something. Every run must mean something. Every player must fight for the badge and the man beside him.

And Green Army — WE HAVE OUR PART TO PLAY TOO. 🥁💚

Fill Nyayo. Wear green. Bring the noise.

🙏🏾 GOD FIRST.

THIS IS OUR HOUSE. NOW LET’S DEFEND IT! 🔥

💚 GOR OK SIEM!
🌍 EYES ON AFRICA!
📢 GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

30/08/2026

💚 90 MINUTES IN THE LEGS — NOW EYES ON AFRICA! 🌍🔥

Kenya Police 0️⃣–0️⃣ Gor Mahia

No goals, but another important test for Coach Akonnor and the boys.

With the league opener postponed, every minute of competitive preparation matters.

Next big mission:

🇰🇪 GOR MAHIA 🆚 PYRAMIDS FC 🇪🇬
📅 September 6
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium
🏆 CAF Champions League

Chuor Timbe, are we ready for Africa? 💚🔥

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

30/08/2026

🚨💚 AUSTIN ODHIAMBO BACK TO K’OGALO? 👀🔥

Now this could get interesting!

Former Gor Mahia midfielder Austin Odhiambo is currently a free agent, and Coach Charles Akonnor has spoken about the possibility of bringing him back.

But let us be clear:

❌ No deal has been confirmed.
❌ Austin has NOT officially returned.
👀 The possibility is being discussed.

And with the CAF Champions League battle against Pyramids FC approaching, the question goes straight to the Green Army:

WOULD YOU BRING AUSTIN BACK? 💚

We know what he can do.

We know his creativity.

We know he understands the Gor Mahia shirt.

But we also have players fighting for those midfield positions right now.

So Chuor Timbe…

🔥 BRING HIM HOME?
or
💪🏾 TRUST THE CURRENT SQUAD?

For me, competition makes a strong squad even stronger. 😎

🙏🏾 GOD FIRST.

💚 GOR OK SIEM!
🔥 THE GREEN ARMY RELOADS!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

30/08/2026

🚨 GOR DHI CHENDO? NOT YET! 😩💚

Just yesterday we were preparing for Tuesday.

Today—POSTPONED!

❌ Gor Mahia vs Murang’a SEAL
❌ September 1 fixture postponed
⏳ New date: Waiting for FKF

So now our attention turns to one huge assignment:

🌍 GOR MAHIA vs PYRAMIDS FC 🇪🇬
📅 Sunday, September 6
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium
🏆 CAF Champions League

No league match to warm us up.

COACH AKONNOR, PREPARE THE BOYS. AFRICA IS COMING! 🔥💚

🙏🏾 God first.

GOR OK SIEM! GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

29/08/2026

🚨💚 GOR DHI CHENDO… BUT KIDOGO CONFUSION BADO IKO! 😅

The SportPesa League is preparing to restart, but some clubs are questioning the rushed new fixture schedule.

For GOR MAHIA, the message is simple:

📅 Tuesday, September 1
⚽ Gor Mahia 🆚 Murang’a SEAL
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium
⏰ 4:00 PM

Then only 5 DAYS LATER…

🌍 Sunday, September 6
🔥 Gor Mahia 🆚 Pyramids FC
🏆 CAF Champions League

So while others argue…

CHUOR TIMBE MUST PREPARE! 💪🏾💚

Tuesday — defend the league crown. 👑
Sunday — fight for Africa. 🌍

TWO MATCHES. FIVE DAYS. ONE GREEN ARMY.

🙏🏾 GOD FIRST.

💚 GOR OK SIEM!
🔥 GOR BIRO!
📢 YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

🚨💚 GOR DHI CHENDO! WE HAVE A DATE!The waiting is almost over. K’Ogalo is going back to the pitch! 🔥⚽ Tuesday, September ...
29/08/2026

🚨💚 GOR DHI CHENDO! WE HAVE A DATE!

The waiting is almost over. K’Ogalo is going back to the pitch! 🔥

⚽ Tuesday, September 1
🟢 Gor Mahia 🆚 Murang’a SEAL
🏆 SportPesa League

Then just 5 DAYS LATER…

🌍 Sunday, September 6
🟢 Gor Mahia 🆚 Pyramids FC 🇪🇬
🏆 CAF Champions League
🏟️ Nyayo Stadium

TWO MATCHES. FIVE DAYS. ONE GREEN ARMY. 💚🔥

First, we begin defending our league crown. 👑

Then we turn our attention to Africa.

No more courtrooms.
No more waiting.

GOR DHI CHENDO! 😂💚

May God protect our players and give K’Ogalo victory. 🙏🏾

GOD FIRST.
💚 GOR OK SIEM!
🔥 GOR BIRO!
📢 YAWNE YO!

— Gor Mahia Online – Chuor Timbe

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