06/18/2015
(Spoken in narrative voice) Turf Surfer founded in 2013 by Randy Lewis. Randy was a simple (I mean it, simple) small town man who had a dream of one day making Longboards (skateboards) for all the orphans with cancer all over the nation. Then one day he realized why stop there?! So he decided to bring in his son Juz10. Together they became something far greater than anyone could imagine: a couple dudes who play with their wood all day.
After being awarded the Nobel Peace prize, these two men went on to bigger and better things, like washing cars to make rent.
Today they can still be found in their natural habitat, creating their works of art for Turf Surfer, or found on the sofa watching the Simpsons and drinking a couple brews. Also worshipping the Lord God Almighty Christ Jesus who is given all praise forever.
All the things discussed are based on a true story, only the names, dates, events, locations, people, awards and facts have been changed/modified.
Side effects of Turf Surfer may include: Upset stomach, indigestion, constipation, diarrhea, headaches, stomach aches, internal bleeding, and in some cases untimely death.
Turf Surfer is not for everyone, consult your doctor or physician if Turf Surfer is right for you.
And stay tuned after the commercial break and see if Juz10 pulls it off and makes it off the streets.
