The Provisionals

The Provisionals A bunch of friends having a good time competing with nascar races.

These deer were found in my fenced in backyard
01/08/2024

These deer were found in my fenced in backyard

03/13/2015

It as good to see everyone last night at our meeting. I will be sending out an email with the minutes of it. We missed heather and Eric but I'm sure they'll be at the next meeting

03/05/2015

Our meeting tonight has been cancelled due to damn snow. We will meet next Thursday at Reed's house.

02/01/2015

Hi everyone's, the February meeting has been cancelled. We will have the first meeting In March ..
Since we don't provide public transportation, there is nowhere to park

01/09/2015

We can ply this at the clamboil or the party at Marc's house...lol

12/30/2014

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon 's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon 's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon 's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Budweiser, a bag of w**d and some photos of Jeff Gordon 's wife in the shower

Those Christmas Tree air freshness come in handy
12/23/2014

Those Christmas Tree air freshness come in handy

12/07/2014
12/07/2014

Don't forget our 1st meeting is February 5th.Bring any new members to this meeting.

Our 1st place trophy. This year it goes to Ellie
12/07/2014

Our 1st place trophy. This year it goes to Ellie

12/06/2014

Don't forget the first meeting is February 5 at 630. Bring new members on that day.

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