10/14/2023
Adventures in the Hatchback Hotel: The Great Tulsa Test of 2023
The f-up fairy has finally found me. My turn for a gut check. Major mayhem ensued Wednesday night, October 4th, 2023 in the Hatchback Hotel-2.
I had just driven 1,748 miles to Tulsa Raceway Park, that night, for a special event and when I arrived, so did a major storm cell out of the Texas Pan Handle.
Once the storm built to full force in Tulsa, Oklahoma, I had to hide my little car from the high winds. The HBH-2 was getting tossed about like a rag doll. I was parked in the darkness, behind the tower when all lights went out. It was now blackness and the storm was raging.
My car was rocking like a dashboard Hula-doll at 60 on the freeway. Fearing my car could get flipped over by building high winds, I drove deeper into the parking lot, and wedged my Hatchback Hotel between two 18 wheeler big rigs, to shield it from the high winds. Out in the open behind the Tulsa tower, my car was definitely in jeopardy, so I drove my car in total darkness to where I thought it would be safer.
What I didn't know was this location was the lowest point in the racing facility pit area. And it was quickly becoming a catch basin. It was pitch black out and my windshield looked like a fire-hose was pointed at it. There were lightning strikes-per-minute landing in the area, this storm was no joke.
Once I was in a safer location, or so I thought, I crawled into my hatchback to look for leaks and didn't see any. My hatch in HBH-2 has an occasional leak in the L rear area. So being as I was in a deluge like standing in front of an open fire hydrant, no better time to look for that leak. I crawled into the rear hatch area with a tiny flash light and started carefully examining the rear deck lid & found nothing – no leak there.
I did soon find one, but not where I expected. I had no idea the waters around me were rising rapidly like flooding in an elevator. Can you imagine being in in elevator filling with rising water? That’ll get your attention!
I started hearing loud popping noises and thought a transformer on property was shorting out. The sounds built rapidly. It sounded like a belt fed machine gun and I was fully aware, no one was out in the raging storm with an M240B in that biblical deluge. Unbeknownst to me, the popping noises were my exhaust notes being drowned out by the rapidly rising puddle now becoming a parking lot pond, surrounding my car.
My thoughts were; fearing a track electrical transformer might be freaking out, I decided I should try to find it and help avert impacting the weekend major racing event. So I decided to go looking for damage to try and head-off a disaster for the track. Dumb guy made the decision to go drive around the parking lot inside the pits looking for trouble in the middle of a raging storm. I didn’t get far, lol & I sure found trouble.
From the rear hatchback area, I now slid forward into the driver’s seat from the rear hatch. This requires some creative contortionist like manoeuvring while in total darkness and at 69, it isn’t easy. I plopped down into the driver’s seat. There I suddenly became aware that I was instantly calf deep in water in the driver's compartment!
Realizing this my initial thoughts were, my car is somehow still working but….
My camera gear and my laptop, which are always secured on the floor where they can't go flying in the event of an accident: HEY, my floors are flooded! S**t!
I knew this was a very bad scenario. I was shocked to see the car was still running at idle, so I backed quickly out of the rising ginormous puddle, (low spot in the pits) to higher ground. (Base of the Tulsa tower)
Somehow the car remained functional. Lots of pretty new creative warning lights appeared on my dashboard heads-up display suddenly appeared. I could smell electronics frying (audio-amps, under the seats)…but the car was still somewhat functional, at least for the time being.
Once I backed up to the tower on higher ground, I opened the car doors, in the pouring rain storm, and began bailing inches of water from my car's full-up interior floors. But first I hoisted my camera bag up onto the passenger side seat. Then I went for my soaking lap-top bag and put the lap top on my dashboard (real smart dummy) on my dash board to drain.
When I travel, I keep my camera gear and my laptop secured on my passenger side floor area, wedged under the glove compartment. I do this because in the event of a crash, this prevents my camera gear from becoming a missile and injuring me and further damaging the equipment.
But being on the floor and the floor being now a foot-bath: this was disastrous. 60% of my camera gear was water impacted and my laptop and one of three external HD were destroyed. One camera and one lens survived and were functioning by morning. Thank you God!
After I got the gear up out of the water and onto my dashboard, I began bailing out my car interior like a leaky row boat. There were inches of water on the floors to contend with.
The track tower was unlocked for the Press Room, so I spread out a towel and began drying out my gear inside the building as the storm began quickly winding down, just as quickly as it arrived.
This was devastating. Drying out the laptop, proved fruitless. My external hard drives might survive, might not. With my cameras and lenses draining, I parked the car at a down-hill pitch, with all doors open - draining. I did this for three days straight.
When Mitch Brown arrived the next afternoon, he brought me a shop-vac that took another gallon of brown eck, out of my car. The strong Tulsa sunshine on Thursday, the next day, helped immensely. My car parking spot looked like a homeless encampment on wash day. All my gear was hanging on the nearest chain link fence. Thank you Tulsa Raceway staff for tolerating me on Thursday!
In the Press Room, all camera gear was laid out on clean dry surfaces. I kept my laptop overnight hanging on the back of a small refrigerator, using the heat from the heat exchanger and exhaust fan, in an attempt to save the laptop. Did the same with the camera bodies. One out of two cameras survived. In time, we will see what becomes of all this. The laptop is scrap. HD data was recovered.
One of my greatest inspirations in dealing with this sudden sh*t-show is a US Army former Delta Force operator who had one leg blown off by an IED in "The Stan." He prefers to remain anonymous, true to his Delta teammates. I honour that and always will. The man is a great inspiration to me.
During a mission in Afghanistan, after his body was trashed by the IED, he was flown to Germany then to Walter Reed in the USA. He stayed the course. He received a new leg and continued training. He remained in the US Army, never even thought about out-processing. He was and remains to this day, a fully committed “Teams” guy who refuses to quit: at anything. He fully recovered and returned to full duty with 1st Gp Special Forces A, Delta. There were no waivers signed off, no whining- he simply doesn't believe in can't. Neither should you.
That Sergeant Major believes in mission, purpose, and focus. I believe him. And that's why those words are tattooed on my R forearm. God bless the Sergeant Major who taught me this. You can overcome anything if you apply yourself. There is no can't. Find a way, remember your mission, make it your purpose to do what you do. Focus on that.
There are people who have faced flood, fire and far worse than I did that night. I was very lucky, all things considered. My car is still functioning, one camera works and while I lost 2 of my 4 lenses, a lap-top, and one of three hard-drives, that’s small potatoes, all things considered.
I will deal with this issue and rise. Yes it sucks. But there's more and better ahead of me if I dedicate myself to what I started out to do: To bring art and racing closer together. Find new fans and sponsors for our racers and our sport.
Lost or damaged: Car interior often smells like Fido one day after being in swamp. Also: Canon 7D Mk II, Sigma 8mm fisheye lens, Canon 17-40mm Zoom, Lenovo Laptop. External HD 2Tb total loss, data not recovered, along with two years of edited photos, but I have the originals. I'm out about 5k of gear.
The good news is, I’m still roadworthy and I will have some minor help from insurance. By the grace of God, I'm okay and l count my blessings, believe you me!
The Adventures in the Hatchback Hotel continue, as do I. You all inspire me: thank you, keep going. Be who you are, do what you do.