04/05/2026
🐰⚾️ SCOUTING REPORT: We’ve Signed the Easter Bunny! 🐰⚾️
West Bend Nitro Fastpitch has done it again! We’ve completed our scouting evaluation and we are excited to introduce our newest—and perhaps speediest—recruit! After watching this kid literally hop over the bases and deliver flaming fastpitch softballs, we knew we had to get a contract signed.
Check out the full breakdown below (we’re already working on a custom batting helmet design for those ears).
Pros:
✅ Blinding speed (sorry to everyone else on the roster)
✅ An electric, flaming "Hop" on their fastball
✅ Never misses a target (especially if it's chocolate)
✅ Unmatched field coverage (including the neighbors' yards)
Cons:
⚠️ Their pitch selection is… highly selective (refuses to throw a strike with a carrot in the batter’s box).
⚠️ Keep finding chocolate melts on the base paths.
⚠️ Our uniform designer is having a nightmare.
⚠️ Can get very, very distracted by dandelions in the outfield.
Happy Easter to all of our players, coaches, families, and friends! We hope your day is full of grand slams, no errors on the egg hunt, and all of the treats you can handle! 🥎✨
