07/14/2023
We are bringing ooooooold schooooooooool ! bomber racing back to SPS . The car is bought and paid for thank you Mr. anonymous sponsor guy .
What you wish for I can make happen . We are currently looking for advertising partners to help speed up the process so that we can get this car done for the detjens memorial race . All of you spectators and old school race enthusiasts we are looking for your support to help us get this monstrosity dialed in for one of the most epic oooold schooooool bomber battle royals that the mountains of Rib haven’t seen in a very long time . We are looking for ash tray change sponsors, Kwik Trip take a penny sponsors , all the way up to your children’s college fund money sponsors . The collages will just teach them socialist , woke , anti American values any way . Send them to a tech school to learn a trade and save some money , all while being part of history in the making . we need our people to step up and help TWRacing make this happen . We need the construction workers the mill workers the truck drivers and the farmers we need the daily delivery drivers and we need the drill rig operators the taxi drivers and the grocery store workers ( not the ones that just look at their phones while the lines back up 62 people deep ) we need the people that keep this country moving forward to step up and help us , help you , see the best oooold schoooool metal mayhem since the 90’s . If your a democrat we will put your money to good use but we rather you keep it because your going to need it more, with the hyper inflation that you helped create . So in closing , the car is currently in transit and yes it is a 4 door hence the name MONSTROSITY of MAYHEM ! M&M We just need 2 to 3 grand to put the finishing touches on this deal . I hope to hear from you all real soon . 1 person stepped up to purchase the car , we just need you to help expedite the finalization of this lead sled .