04/10/2026
🚨formal announcement🚨
It was brought to our attention that the other day while working out had inadvertently traveled the multiverse on one of our echo bikes.
While we were always aware of time dilation and potential loss of one’s soul while using the echo bike, it was always just a theory that it could take you to another dimension.
That theory is now a reality.
Rob is at home and we wish him a speedy recovery!
An investigation is underway if it was coach programming or coach that caused this anomaly!