Doug Middleton - #MiddletonMayhem

03/18/2026

👑 DOUG MIDDLETON DOES IT AGAIN 👑

Some guys ease into a tournament…
Doug just shows up and starts taking names.

At the March 5th PAFB tournament, Doug came out of the gate swinging and never looked back:
🔥 4-0 in Round Robin
🔥 Secured the #1 overall seed
🔥 Carried that momentum straight through bracket play

Then teamed up with Brian B. 🇺🇲🇺🇲 and just handled business.
No drama. No double dip needed. Just clean, consistent bags all night to lock down the championship.

This wasn’t one of those “got hot late” runs either…
This was wire-to-wire control.

When Doug’s on like that, you’re not beating him — you’re just hoping he cools off (spoiler: he didn’t 😅)

Another strong showing. Another win.
Just another night at the office for Doug Middleton.

11/09/2025

🏆 THE LEGENDS: DOUG & KERMIT – STILL ON TOP 🏆
📍 Patriot Acres Farm Brewery – Sudlersville, MD

It was Thursday night under the lights at Patriot Acres and the veterans showed once again why they’re in a league of their own.

29 players battled through a 4-game Switcholio for seeding, each one fighting for their shot at bracket glory. But when the dust settled, two familiar names stood above the rest.

Doug Middleton was the calm, collected assassin with decades of clutch performances, teamed up with Kermit, a crowd favorite known for his smooth rhythm and laser focus. Together, they carved a path straight to the King Seat, knocking out every challenger in their way.

In the championship, they faced Jamil and C**o, a team that clawed through the lower bracket with grit and revenge on their mind. After dropping Game 1 in a lopsided 22–2 blowout, most teams would’ve folded.
But not these two.

Doug and Kermit came out for the winner-take-all final like men on a mission, draining bag after bag and flipping the script in dominating fashion, 23–3, to claim the title.

It wasn’t just another win. It was a statement.
Experience still matters. Consistency still wins.
And legends? They don’t age — they just keep hitting the hole. (That's what she said.)

🥇 Champions: Doug M. & Kermit
🥈 Runners-Up: Jamil W. & C**o
🥉 Third: Sleev & Big Redd
4️⃣ Fourth: Moose & Let’s Bag

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10/15/2025

Check out Doug’s new tribute song.

🎶 NEW SONG RELEASE: “With Each Throw”

This one’s for “Mr. Doug” (Doug Middleton - ) — the man, the myth, the co****le legend. From the white tank top and Natural Light hat to the golden tosses that defy gravity, he’s the heartbeat of every throw and the spirit of every game. This song celebrates not just his skill, but the laughter, love, and legacy he brings every time he steps up to the boards.

🔥 Give it a listen now: https://mozartai.app/share/VjjAN2

Raise a beer, throw a bag, and toast to the man who makes every round feel like family.

Song Credit: unknown (please comment if you know)

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10/13/2025

Family Business — Same Boards, New Generation 🎯

Friday night at American Legion Post 18, Doug teamed up with his grandson Mo L. for Ladies Night Co****le — and the two turned it into a family highlight reel.

After grinding through a loaded double-elim bracket, Doug and Mo stayed undefeated, taking down Kent & 🧀Cheezy🧀 in a family showdown finale.

For those keeping score:
Doug = Granddad
Mo = Grandson
Kent = Other Grandson
Jennifer (Doug’s daughter & Mo’s mom) = Cheering from the crowd 💪

The Middleton bloodline ran the boards all night.

Doug threw steady all evening with an 8.24 PPR, proving once again that the old man’s still got the smoothest release in the room.

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10/13/2025

Another Thursday, Another Dub 💪🎯

Doug was back at it again last night at Patriot Acres Farm Brewery, teaming up with Jason N. for the After Hours Week 5 throwdown. After a quick two-game Switch warmup, they entered the single-elim bracket as the #1 seed — and never looked back.

Semifinal: survived a nail-biter 21–20 thriller against Kermit & Lauren D.

Final: sealed the deal 21–14 over Kent & Barry S. to claim the crown.

The stats don’t lie — 8.59 PPR, 6 four-baggers, and ice in his veins. When the boards get slick and the lights dim, Doug just gets sharper.

The man doesn’t miss — he reloads. 🎯

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09/19/2025

Looks like Rick didn’t need a portal gun this time—just a solid airmail and some bags that don’t miss! 🌀✨ Congrats to our champs, who managed to turn the co****le boards into their own interdimensional playground. Who needs Pickle Rick when you’ve got Bag Rick & Morty lighting up the lanes at ? 🏆🌽😂
🔥 Doug’s Redemption Run – PAFB Week 2 Blind Draw 🔥

When the lights dimmed and 18 players stayed for the After League Blind Draw, Doug M. wasn’t there to just throw bags—he was there to make a statement.

🎯 Partnered with Nate L., the duo worked their way through the bracket with gritty determination. After a tough early setback, they battled through the loser’s side, knocking out team after team with precision shooting and clutch plays.

💪 By the time they reached the championship, they had momentum—and they weren’t about to waste it. Facing off against the King Seat holders Kermit & K1, Doug and Nate knew it would take two straight wins to claim the crown.

And that’s exactly what they did.
Game 1: Doug & Nate stayed locked in, forcing a deciding match.
Game 2: They sealed the deal with relentless scoring, completing the double dip comeback and taking home the title.

📊 Doug’s Stat Highlights
PPR: 8.69 – Among the top throwers of the night.
DPR: 2.03 – Lockdown defense, making every bag count.
ITR: 54% – Over half of his throws in the hole—pure consistency.

🏆 Final Word
Doug proved once again why he’s a fan favorite—never out, never done, and always dangerous when it matters most. Another trophy run in the books.

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09/05/2025

🏆 Doug Middleton – Double Dip Champ Again!

Doug and his partner $hitbox™ came into last night’s bracket with confidence and precision, proving once again why Doug is one of the most consistent throwers in the region. After battling their way through the upper bracket and securing the King Seat, they ran into H🐷MMY 🥓 & Billy D. in the first championship match, dropping a tough game.

But true champions don’t fold. Doug and $hitbox™ regrouped, locked in, and came storming back in the “winner-take-all” final, double-dipping their way to the top spot with a convincing 21–9 victory. 💪🔥

🎯 Doug’s ScoreMagic Performance

PPR: 8.47 (one of the highest of the night)

Total Points Scored: 381

Four-Baggers: 11 🚀

SPR: 66.28 – showing his ability to outscore opponents consistently.

Doug’s steady hand and high PPR made the difference down the stretch, especially under championship pressure. This win adds another big highlight to his 2025 run, with no signs of slowing down.

👏 Congrats to Doug and $hitbox™ on the title, and to all the competitors who brought the heat at Patriot Acres!

08/31/2025

Doug Middleton – Friday Night at the Legion Recap 📊
Doug and Smokey battled their way deep into the upper bracket Friday night at the American Legion. After a strong run through the early rounds, their momentum hit a wall against the hot-shooting team of Brian K. & Kaeden J., who grabbed the King Seat with a decisive win.
Rather than folding, Doug regrouped and showed why he’s a steady veteran presence. He and Smokey rallied in the loser’s side, grinding through high-pressure matchups until they earned their shot at redemption in the finals.
Though Brian & Kaeden held their ground to secure the championship, Doug’s consistency and ability to make deep bracket runs continues to set him apart. Even when outpaced on the scoreboard, his PPR and steady hand across elimination games put his team in position to contend for another title.
💡 Key Takeaway: Doug’s run highlighted both his competitive fire and the growing depth of competition at the Legion — with younger throwers like Kaeden rising quickly, Doug continues to show he can still anchor a team and make every match a battle.