05/10/2022
I have people come up to me literally everyday and say “Stevie Walkabouts, will you please teach me the ways of the wilderness in Missouri State Parks.”
And I say “Yes, my sweet little innocent human. A million times, yes.”
Ok that has never happened but maybe one day.
#4 on our Ultimate List of Top Ten State Parks in Missouri is Ha Ha Tonka State Park. Nothing funny about how beautiful this park is. Ha ha! I was actually laughing there not restating the name of the park. This could get confusing…
Anywho, this park is bad to the bone.
Some fella from KC built a European style castle in the middle of Missouri. Hey dream big.
It was burnt down by a group of people cosplaying as Germanic barbarians who just couldn’t help themselves but that happens.
Ok that last part may be false but no one really knows so hey.
If you like to fish and walk on picturesque trails, this is your spot. So that means this is my spot. I love it.
There isn’t much in the way of camping but this spot is near Lake of the Ozarks State Park which has an abundance of camping.
There’s also this land bridge that may be one of my favorite features of any park in our top ten. I’ll def be back to this majestic mini mountain.
I highly recommend checking this park out even if you’re just doing a little vacay at LOZ. It’s that cool.
Til next time, explore more and stay wild, America.
-Stevie Walkabouts