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Post Race Report - Autobahn South 24 hours of Lemons.This was our first race with the current team all driving together,...
07/21/2026

Post Race Report - Autobahn South 24 hours of Lemons.

This was our first race with the current team all driving together, which had a bumpy start to this race before we even got to the track. After having overheating issues at the last race and coming into this weekend of brutal heat, we managed to get a full weekend of racing in, but not without avoiding some ebbs and flows.

The Drivers:
This was our best overall race we’ve had and everyone drove phenomenal. Richie Pottier took 3 years off, couldn’t get a drive in on test day due to some (censored) rules… and didn’t drive Saturday due to some unfriendly weather. Despite that, he jumped right out on the track Sunday morning and we immediately noticed he was taking some great lines for having 3 years of rust, and ended up having an optimal lap time right in the mix with the rest of the team while handling the crazy traffic jams with ease! Nick Fogleman had the highest top speed of the weekend and has officially put the team on notice that no fast laps are safe from him anymore! Tyler J Smith absolutely shredded wet lap times during a monsoon that rolled through that will be studied like a textbook, and didn’t let up when it dried out after he heard rumors that Nick was talking trash (he was asking if we HAD any trash, but Tyler wanted some extra motivation so we just let him roll with it).

The Weather:
This race was absolutely brutal. We had multiple downpours with high wind gusts come through and make our paddock a mess, and when that wasn’t happening we were dealing with heat that seemed to have come directly from the depths of hell. Watching drivers get out of their cars on Saturday looked like a battlefield from the heat exhaustion, and our beloved Hellcan’t does not have power steering, a coolsuit, or any ducting for airflow(we never claimed be smart). To say it was a sweatfest is an understatement. Two of us have been doing cycling, running and triathlon events for the last 20+ years and have never experienced anything like this, and one absolute madman (Nick Fogleman) left the track to go directly to a week long bike ride across Iowa. We're assuming he's still alive, but pending confirmation.

The Results:
What a mixed bag this race was. We came in hoping to do well for the first time in our Lemons racing history, and with 88 cars registered it wasn’t going to be an easy task. We had overheating issues 5 weeks prior with lesser weather, but managed to get through this weekend with only a minor post race overheating incident.
Friday - We got 4 laps in on test day before going to tech, where we were told we needed to make changes to be able to race. Begrudgingly, we got to work on it immediately and were able to get finished that evening, allowing us to get confirmed ready to race Saturday morning.
Saturday- We started out with nice (but hot) weather, and started making our way through the pack quickly, getting up to 6th place overall and 1st in class before our first driver change, which came earlier than expected due to fuel consumption. We had wild downpours in the middle of the day, and had to run the last stint with a toasted rear wheel bearing we had to limp across the finish.
Sunday- With the heat not quite as scorching, all four drivers taking their full stint and the rain holding off we ran the first half of the day at a great pace thanks to Richie and Nick taking charge. By the last half of the race the wheel bearing on the other side went out and forced us to limit pace to make sure the car was able to make it to the end, but we made it and were able to finish with a 10th overall and 3rd in class.

Penalties:
No comment

Summary/TLDR:
We had several levels of adversity to battle through, despite all of that we had our most complete race weekend to date! We may not have gotten the results that we were capable of, and the Hellcan’t did… Hellcan’t things.. But this team finished with our heads up high and could not be more proud of how much we’ve progressed this year!

Looking Forward:
We get a break from racing to try and make some more improvements on the car, with the hope of being a little more reliable, and a little faster for our next race with Champcar at COTA at the end of the year. We’re absolutely stoked to see what the future holds for this team and our Hellcan’t. See you all at the end of the year at Circuit of The Americas!

Special Thanks to Dumpster Fire Motorsports for helping us out with everything from finding drivers gloves and dropped phones, lending their paddock for a Nascar style tire swap (spoiler alert, Nascar will NOT be calling us to pit crew for them, but may be using the video from our stop in a "what not to do" seminar. Maybe Justin Allgaier will let us know if that happens), lending a catch pan for fueling and generally being an awesome group of racers!

Bout that time again. For the first time in over two years the Hellcan't gets on a new track at  this weekend! This will...
10/16/2024

Bout that time again.

For the first time in over two years the Hellcan't gets on a new track at this weekend! This will be the largest track we've ran to date at over 4miles long! In the last 3 weeks the Hellcan't got a new (old) engine, new (old) transmission, and then went back to the old (original) transmission, because racing! (After realizing the diff was welded in the 3.94 transmission we had to revert back to the old 3.55. )

Pop into the livestream to see what sort of shenanigans we're up to this weekend!

Friday - Test Day, 9am-3pm
https://www.youtube.com/live/qrFduFV1aVo
Saturday - Race Day 1, 8am-4pm
https://youtube.com/live/HYYFDDqVD3E?feature=share
Sunday - Race Day 2, 8am-3pm
https://www.youtube.com/live/uKSjWRMRpX8

It's that time again! Collectively Worse Motorsports is back at it this weekend at Sebring International Raceway for the...
12/30/2023

It's that time again! Collectively Worse Motorsports is back at it this weekend at Sebring International Raceway for the ChampCar Endurance Series New Years Double! This time it's Albert Pierceall, Tyler J Smith and Nick Fogleman driving. We may be one driver short but we're also short on skill! I mean, lack talent! no, that's not it either... We paid an entry fee and someone made the poor decision to let us participate in race! that's it!

If you want to check it out, we'll have live streams both days and the official champcar broadcast will also be on!

Saturday - https://youtube.com/live/UeF2Elcf6hU?feature=share

Sunday - https://youtube.com/live/qWak8BZWJN4?feature=share

Official Champcar Streams
Saturday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42k46BzBLkc&ab_channel=ChampCarEnduranceSeries

Sunday - https://www.youtube.com/live/CacQ1FQyF64?si=a5BWd7OlQ9VViexo

ChampCar Endurance Series is for people like you that have always wanted to go road racing without all the hassles, huge rulebook, or obscene expense. All yo...

Test day in the books and after a couple minor tweaks from our esteemed fabricobler Matt Vespa we’re ready for race day!...
08/12/2023

Test day in the books and after a couple minor tweaks from our esteemed fabricobler Matt Vespa we’re ready for race day!
The fun starts at 10am tomorrow! https://youtube.com/live/D9acs1n7N2U?feature=share
Richie Pottier
Tyler J Smith
Albert Pierceall

After a year of sitting around wondering what it would be like to race with a car that has a stunning 21.6 cubic inches ...
08/08/2023

After a year of sitting around wondering what it would be like to race with a car that has a stunning 21.6 cubic inches more than the Hellcan’t…we’re about to find out! The founding members of CWM are reunited and heading back to Autobahn Country Club in Joliet for the The 24 Hours of Lemons “Doing time in Joliet”! After a full year off we’ve had time to make tons of big changes to make us go faster! We've swapped in a bigger engine, and… okay, not tons of changes..
If you want to hop in and catch some of the race live but have no idea how to tell who’s underneath the suits, we made a little reference sheet.

Tyler J Smith -Wearing: Silver helmet and black gloves. Driving Style: Smooth but aggressive. He wants to win, but also wants to….. Okay he just simply wants to win. Watch for Tyler to lay down some seriously fast lap times with his fancy heel-toe downshifting. Seriously Tyler, no one even knows what that is.
Matt Vespa-Wearing: White helmet, white suit. Driving Style: Too smooth for this group. Vespa’s on a mission to show proper race lines without shredding through tires like the other "idiots on this team". Apologies, Vespa has corrected and said he does not believe the rest of the team are “idiots”, rather they are “witless imbeciles”. What a caring team member!
Richie Pottier-Wearing: Blue suit, blue helmet. Driving Style: Unpredictable. Richie keeps talking about “smooth is fast and fast is slow”, saying just wait until he “drops the hammer” and yelling at us for eating ice cream. We’re pretty sure he has a small projector and he’s actually watching the movie Days of Thunder while he’s racing.
Albert Pierceall - Wearing: Black helmet, red gloves. Driving Style: Mix between Gran Turismo and Need for Speed (Hot pursuit). We can’t figure out if he’s trying to set time of the day, or if he thinks he’s running from the cops. The amount of time he’s spent driving in the grass and aggressively missing gears suggests the latter.
We’ll be out Fri for some test sessions, then Sat 930-6pm and Sun 9am-330pm
Fri-https://youtube.com/live/0FknAE9Cjok?feature=share

Sat- https://youtube.com/live/D9acs1n7N2U?feature=share

Sun-https://youtube.com/live/lDF0IZjkDRA?feature=share

Two months until CWM is back at it! We may have a slightly faster car this go round, but we still have four hack drivers...
06/18/2023

Two months until CWM is back at it! We may have a slightly faster car this go round, but we still have four hack drivers to slow it back down!

06/06/2023
08/23/2022
Way too late race update from racing The 24 Hours of Lemons at Autobahn Country Club.Drivers - Tyler Smith, Nick Foglema...
08/23/2022

Way too late race update from racing The 24 Hours of Lemons at Autobahn Country Club.

Drivers - Tyler Smith, Nick Fogleman, Albert Pierceall
Friday, Test day - In what is becoming a slightly annoying routine, we started off with issues. Something didn’t feel right in the front end on our test day Friday, so we pulled things apart and found our passenger spindle was not torqued properly and was allowing for some undesired dynamic camber adjusting around corners. While tightening this up, for some reason completely unknown to anyone, Tyler decided to kick one of the rear wheels and we noticed movement. Both sides of our rear control arms were loose and allowed both wheels to wobble. Tighten everything back up and away we go!

Saturday - The start of the race was great, Tyler got in and the car felt dialed from the go. Albert hopped in next and after a couple laps felt something change in the front right, again (he's so picky!). Back to the pits we go.. We repeated this a couple times and double checked all bolts as well as a quick camber and toe check/adjustment, and accepted that while something was a bit off it wasn’t a safety concern. We drove the rest of the day without incident and Nick was able to get his feet wet in wheel to wheel racing for the first time.

Sunday - Race start on day two was much more relaxed now that we had a bit more confidence in the car and were all getting used to driving on a crowded track. The goal was to keep it mildly conservative until the last couple stints, but that didn’t seem to last very long once our times started getting faster and maybe just a tiny bit of ego started creeping in... Three stints in a row all produced PR’s for each driver!.... Directly before the car decided it was done for the day (you can decide if that’s a coincidence..) after what we presume was an alternator failure.

Our first experience racing lemons had the typical high points and low points of previous races, but was overall another great experience with tons of learning opportunities to take from it. For the first time we weren’t one of the slowest cars! There was LOTS of passing due to the overall field being slower than champcar, as well as having nearly double the cars on the track. We nearly managed to get into the 46’s with our little underpowered Neon, but settled on a fast lap of 1:47.280. Everyone hit a PR, the fellow racers were fantastic and the on track racing was the most exciting we’ve had so far!
Special thanks to Nick Foglemanwho decided to get all of his gear and join last minute so that we had more than just two drivers, and put down some serious lap times for his first time ever wheel 2 wheel racing as well as first weekend driving the Hellcan’t.

Next up - Hellcan’t gets a heart transplant and some bigger shoes!

CWM is live for Lemons day 2!  We may not be great at our day jobs, or as mechanics, or drivers… but our ability to brea...
08/14/2022

CWM is live for Lemons day 2! We may not be great at our day jobs, or as mechanics, or drivers… but our ability to break stuff is unmatched! Tune in to find out what we can disassemble while on track!

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