09/19/2026
Dr. Malpractice wasn’t always a zombie—he was once the self-proclaimed “greatest doctor in the Tri-State area,” despite losing his medical license in all three. One night, while working late in his questionable basement laboratory, he decided to test his newest miracle cure: a serum labeled “NON-GMO” Unfortunately, he mixed it up with a jar marked “RED 40” After one chug, his skin turned green, and he developed an uncontrollable craving for marsupials and bipedal creatures (humans)… although he still insists it’s just a vitamin deficiency. Now Dr. Malpractice wanders the SMT Ai***ft Field looking for “patients,” carrying absolutely no insurance and offering the kind of second opinion nobody survives.