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🏒🔥 BOTB Sunday Recap – Battle of the Biscuit 🔥🏒Sorry folks, I slept in. Prioritizing rest, recovery, and hydration befor...
04/19/2026

🏒🔥 BOTB Sunday Recap – Battle of the Biscuit 🔥🏒

Sorry folks, I slept in. Prioritizing rest, recovery, and hydration before the bloodbath at 11. Doctor’s orders. 😴☕🍻

5th Place Game
Rapid City Goal Diggers vs. Billings Half Fast

Both teams came to work earlier than a roofer in July. Tight battle, one-goal grinder, but Billings Half Fast pulled it out and skated away with the 5th place spot. 👏

3rd Place Game
Puckin’ Bison vs. 2-Time Champs Zamboobies
This one was nasty. Back-and-forth, tit-for-tat, no free ice anywhere. A real greasy spoon breakfast of a hockey game.

In the end, the Zamboobies reminded everyone why they’ve got banners, taking home 3rd place. Respect where it’s due. 🥉

🏆 THE MAIN EVENT
Tatanka’d Up vs. The Dirty Herd

Now THIS is what you all came for. Two Sheridan teams. Same town. Same ice. No love lost.

I deleted a cup of stoke, said a quick prayer for the boards, and watched absolute mayhem unfold. ☕🤯

Opening Faceoff Cinema:
Ref blows the whistle… t i m e s l o w s… puck drops…
BAM 💥. Hadley vs. Destiny. The puck squirts loose and we’re off like prom dresses at midnight.

Hadley snags a pass, takes off up ice with Tatanka on her heels swatting like raccoons in a trash can. She jukes, pulls Miranda out, and roofs one just over the pad. 1-0 Herd. 🎯

Tempers Boiling:
Destiny answers with a hip check that missed more than my high school guidance counselor. 🚨 Off to the box for a mandatory adult timeout.

Both teams start crashing the net like Black Friday at Walmart. Shot. Rebound. Chaos. Shot again. Rebound.
Then Kyla jams one in. Ugly goal. Greasy goal. Stage 5 clinger of a puck. We’ll take it. 2-0 Herd. 😤

Middle Frame Grinder:
Destiny and Bre were starving, firing pucks from every angle, but Ally was standing on her head, shoulders, and whatever body parts were still available. W.O.R.K 🥅💪

That girl saves more rubber than a failed vasectomy. Absolute best in the biz. 🥅🔥

Second period locked up tighter than a nun's kickers. Legs slowing down, passes smarter, defense tighter. Both teams showing they know how to actually hockey.

Third Period Carnage:
Second wind hit and the pace went nuclear. 🏃‍♀️💨

Bodies flying, lanes clogged, double teams everywhere. You couldn’t carry a puck through center if it had diplomatic immunity. ❌

Katusha wanted one bad, but the Herd shut the door. Bre and Destiny kept coming like telemarketers during supper, but nothing would fall. Did I just see Tara fly by at mach 10 and let one rip?

Then the barn stood up. Crowd rowdy. Noise up.
Hadley carries it in… winds up… BOOM. Third goal. 3-0 Dirty Herd.

Cue the tears, beers, and stories that won’t match. 🍻

Final Thoughts:
What won this game? Chemistry.

The Dirty Herd found their rhythm... moving the puck, supporting each other, trusting the breakout, and playing as one nasty little unit.

But Salute to Tatanka’d Up. 🫡 They never quit, never sagged, and made us earn every inch of ice. Tough team, real team, beauty team. 👏

Honest Fan Take: This was some real hockey, and one of the fastest women’s beer league games he's seen. Full tilt from puck drop to buzzer. 🚨🔥

Fast, physical, skilled, emotional. Everything you want in a championship game. Absolute privilege to be part of it. 🏒❤️

🔥Last Recap of the Night.. Redemption Tour Edition 🔥Dirty Herd vs. ZamboobiesWhat a game. Bodies hurt, feelings hurt, ha...
04/19/2026

🔥Last Recap of the Night.. Redemption Tour Edition 🔥
Dirty Herd vs. Zamboobies

What a game. Bodies hurt, feelings hurt, hangovers settling in like unpaid parking tickets. Tempers were high and the barn was hotter than a stolen Porsche. 😤🍻

The Zamboobies deserve their flowers.. they came to play all weekend. Tough, gritty, and all over us like cheap cologne at a dive bar. They were on Hadley like stink on s**t every shift. Credit where it’s due, those gals can hockey. 👏

1st Period Fireworks:
Hadley opened with a dirty little pickup goal in the crease. Greasier than a Costco pizza. 🍕🥅

Then she goes coast-to-coast and buries another one smooth as butter on hot toast. Somebody get her a suitcase… she’s traveling. 🧳🔥

Jen gets laid out again, which is honestly becoming routine. Someone call Buchanan... girl’s gonna need a chiropractor, massage therapist, and definitely a dart 🚬💥

Riley got absolutely deleted in the corner. Lights out. The Muddy-Gages were getting jumped like they owed money.

2nd Period Grind:
Ally was eating pucks off the faceoffs like it was an all-you-can-block buffet. Chest, pads, mask, probably teeth. She stopped everything. Thinking here we go again… 🥅😤

Katie!! Where the hell has this lady been all weekend? She stepped up and obliterated their offense, holding the blue line like it was a personal vendetta. Nobody passed. Nobody breathed.

3rd Period Clinic:
Hadley takes a slick breakout, flying up ice... dangle, dagger, damn. 🎩 HAT TRICK.

We sent a telegram and should catch up to those wheels in five business days. ⚡📨

15 seconds left… puck pops out to Jen. She slaps it from the stratosphere, gets tipped in by the Bo***es, and somehow that’s how she celebrates her 21st birthday. Happy Birthday, Jen. Hope you like chaos. 🎂🍻

And let’s not forget Ally (our glorious winger). This girl went through more equipment than a rental shop on spring break. Broke a skate, snapped a stick, and came off the ice literally bloody. 😤🩸 Absolute Wagon!

Game MVP:
🥅 Ally (Badassery Goalie) with the shutout. Absolute monster. Blocking shots from every angle like she had unpaid debts to settle.
Zamboobies were firing all night, but Ally just looked at them and said: “Not today, tatas.”

Final Thoughts:
Redemption at its finest. We finally remembered we can actually play hockey.

Like Mickey Avalon said: “My dick don’t fit down the chimney, but I know what to get these hoes.” And tonight what we got was a W. 😎

It ain’t over till the fat lady sings, and tomorrow morning starts the finals.

🏆 Championship Game:
Tatanka’d Up vs. The Dirty Herd

It’s gonna be an absolute bloodbath between two Sheridan squads. Rest and recovery are key tonight… thank God there’s no R Bar here. 🍺😂

🏒🍻 Skills Competition Recap 🍻🏒Brought to you by Ryan Franklin Real Estate & Coldwell BankerAlrighty folks… by this point...
04/19/2026

🏒🍻 Skills Competition Recap 🍻🏒
Brought to you by Ryan Franklin Real Estate & Coldwell Banker

Alrighty folks… by this point in the day I was trying to figure out if I was alive, dead, or legally considered decorative. Memory’s foggier than beer goggles at last call, but here’s my best recap. 😵‍💫🍺

Game 1: Musical Chairs 🪑
We kicked things off with a schoolyard classic and the stakes were HIGH. Winner gets a free penalty shot certificate.

Chairs whittled down to two survivors: one Zambooby and one Goal Digger. Tunes cut… chaos erupts… and the Goal Diggers snatched the last seat like tax return season. 🏆

Game 2: Beer Curling 🍺
Nothing says athletic excellence like hurling full cases of beer down the ice. Closest case to the dot moves on.

Pool noodle measurements. Questionable ref calls. Single elimination. Pure class.

Rachel H of the Puckin’ Bison came in with strategy sharper than a divorce lawyer. She dragged her team to the finals.

Then the Snowy Peaks, dressed to the sock-hop nines 💃🕺, stepped up for the championship toss.

Last throw… Rachel H sends the Snowy case packing like a bad Tinder date and steals the W. Absolute assassin behavior. 🎯🍺

Game 3: Team Belly Slide 🐧
This was complete nonsense in the best way possible. Players penguin-slid through teammates’ legs, with goalies going last.

Only problem? Somehow the Puckin’ Bison showed up one goalie short. Somebody check on Katie… last seen near a cooler and poor decisions. 😅

Didn’t matter. They launched the last skater through and still grabbed the win.

Game 4: Obstacle Relay Race 🚧
The crown jewel. Teams raced through an obstacle course while refs beat them with pool noodles like medieval crossing guards. Fastest total time wins.

And the baton? A granny-sized pair of thongs. Each player had to put them on, run the course, remove them, and pass them to the next victim.

The Goal Diggers, showing elite thong transition technique, took home the championship. Clean swaps, smooth hips, no hesitation. Professionals. 👵🩲🏆

That’s a Wrap

Another legendary skills comp full of athleticism, confusion, and decisions that should probably stay off video.

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 7 🔥🏒Billings Half Fast vs. The Dirty HerdThis one was gnarly from puck drop to handshake...
04/19/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 7 🔥🏒

Billings Half Fast vs. The Dirty Herd
This one was gnarly from puck drop to handshake line. Things got dirty, things got personal, and mercy was nowhere to be found. 😤💥

Early Fireworks:
Caroline opened the scoring with a left-side dagger that hit twine like it owed her money. 🎯🥅

Then Hadley took over.
Wheel. Snipe. Celly. So clean the refs were still buffering.
Puck drops again… and she buries another one like we were watching the replay in real time. Somebody check if she was playing on cheat codes. 🎮🔥

Billings Brings the Boom:
Half Fast came out angrier than a seagull with no fries. They absolutely creased Kyla behind the net, finally earning the first penalty. About time, stripes. 🚨

Dirty Herd Answers:
Nina scooped up a beauty rebound and buried it deep enough to bring back old memories. She says it’s her first Battle of the Biscuit goal… sure, and I’m a figure skater. 😏

Then Hadley fed Jen a perfect pass in the slot. Jen stepped in and snapped it home. That assist was colder than a motel ice machine in January. 🧊

More Chaos:
Half Fast answered with a cheap one from behind and Jen got laid right out. Refs… did you leave your glasses in the truck? 👓😅

Hadley saw that and said bet, then buried another one for the hat trick, tossing three on the board quicker than panties at a Tom Jones concert. 🎩🔥

Final Thoughts:
Someone call a janitor.... this game was dirtier than a truck stop bathroom on Route 66.

But all jokes aside, what a battle. Physical, fast, and full of spice. Those Billings girls came to work and weren’t afraid to throw the body around. Absolute wagon of a game. 🍻🏒

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 6 🔥🏒The Sheridan Civil War: Puckin’ Bison vs. Tatanka’d UpI missed chunks of this one se...
04/19/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 6 🔥🏒
The Sheridan Civil War: Puckin’ Bison vs. Tatanka’d Up

I missed chunks of this one setting up tournament lunch, so this recap is built off eyewitness reports, blurry video, and the kind of lies usually told around a tailgate fire. 😅🍔

But one thing’s for sure… this game was absolute cinema. 🎬

Highlights From the Reel:

🥅 Miranda’s Goalie Moment
Miranda tried to duke right… but the shot zagged left and snuck in. Did the goalie just get out-juked by physics? Tough scene. Somebody cue the sad violin. 🎻🤣

🚨 200-Foot Hockey
This was a full-sheet grinder. End-to-end action, backchecks, forechecks, and enough buckets and twigs flying around to build a Home Depot. 🪣🏒

❌ Rachel Locked Down
They had Rachel’s number all game. Every lane clogged tighter than festival porta-potty plumbing.

Then she finally let one rip… and the ref blew the whistle so fast it robbed her cleaner than a pickpocket at Mardi Gras. Brutal timing. 😵‍💫

😂 Bison Get a Lucky Bounce
Emily accidentally redirected one in for the Puckin' Bison off Rachel. Sometimes you draw it up, sometimes the hockey gods just start freestyling.

💥 Board Battles Everywhere
Bodies bumping, sticks clacking, tempers simmering. This one had more contact than a family reunion after three beers.

Final Thoughts:
Sheridan on Sheridan crime. No friends on the ice, no free space in the corners, and enough chirps to peel paint off the glass.

If you missed it… just know it was greasy, gritty, and glorious.

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Morning Mayhem Recap 🔥🏒Games 4 & 5 rolled through this morning, and the coffee barely had tim...
04/18/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Morning Mayhem Recap 🔥🏒
Games 4 & 5 rolled through this morning, and the coffee barely had time to kick in before bodies were flying. ☕🥴

Game 4: Billings Half Fast vs. Zamboobies

9:00 AM and both teams came out hotter than a flip-flop on Arizona asphalt. ☀️🩴

This one was tight, gritty, and moodier than a hungover bridesmaid at brunch. Both squads battling for the #1 seed in Pool A like it was the last lounge chair at a resort. 🏖️😤

In the end, the Zamboobies squeaked out a 1-0 banger, locking up the top spot. Their goalie was tighter than sunscreen on a dad at Daytona. 🥅🧴

Game 5: Goal Diggers vs. Snowy Peaks

Now THIS was hockey. Hard battles, good wheels, and enough hustle to wake the dead. 😤

Both teams traded chances, battled in the corners, and left dents in the boards.

Final result: 1-1 tie. Nobody blinked, nobody backed down. Just two teams politely trying to ruin each other’s morning. 🤝💥

Up Next:
🐃 Puckin’ Bison vs. Tatanka’d Up

The day is still young, the beer is still cold, and there’s plenty more hockey to come. Stay tuned, beauties. 🍻🏒

🏒☀️ GOOD MORNING HOCKEY FANS! ☀️🏒Rise and grind, hydrate if you can, and get ready for a big day of Battle of the Biscui...
04/18/2026

🏒☀️ GOOD MORNING HOCKEY FANS! ☀️🏒

Rise and grind, hydrate if you can, and get ready for a big day of Battle of the Biscuit action! Yesterday’s legs are sore, voices are gone, and someone definitely woke up wearing only one skate. 🔥🍻

We’ve got more hockey chaos coming your way today, plus the always legendary Skills Competition at 2:30 PM!

If you miss it, you’re softer than an outdoor rink ice in April.

💥 Huge Shout-Out to Our Sponsors 💥

This tournament doesn’t happen without the legends backing it:

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Support the folks who support women’s hockey and this beautiful weekend of bad decisions. 💙

Now grab a coffee, grab a beer, grab both.... we don’t judge. Let’s have a day. 🍺☕🏒

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 3 🔥🏒Goal Diggers vs. Tatanka’d UpSorry folks, the farm was calling, animals needed atten...
04/18/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 3 🔥🏒
Goal Diggers vs. Tatanka’d Up

Sorry folks, the farm was calling, animals needed attention, so this recap’s coming to you a little more secondhand than thrift store panties. 🐐😅

Treanna wasted no time, picking up the first penalty for tripping biches. Setting the tone early like a smoke alarm at 3 AM. 🚨

Then Destiny Happened:
First time on the ice in 5 years and she looked like she’d been training in the mountains with monks. Came back and casually hung a Hattie 🎩🎩🎩

All because Blake wanted to give her one. Real suspect behavior there, Blake. Looking more obvious than fake grass in February. 👀

More Buckets:
Bre slammed home 2 like rent was due. 💰
Katusha got herself on the scoresheet too, because why not. 😤

Arabella popped another cherry 🍒 with her first tournament goal ever! Ed’s gotta be proud... He's out here raising novice gals tougher than dollar store jerky. Absolute beauties.

Goal Diggers Shoutout:
Now let’s talk Rapid City Goal Diggers. Maybe I didn’t catch the game, but we’re damn glad they’re here.

This started 4 years ago in a Sheridan bar, trying to convince the Rapid City boys from the Bomber Mountain tourney to bring their women’s team. After a million messages, enough persistence to annoy a telemarketer, and pure stubbornness… they showed up. 👏

Maybe this one didn’t go how they wanted, but this is a huge step for their women’s program, and we’re pumped to have them in the mix.

That’s a wrap on Night 1 🌙

⏭️ Back at it tomorrow at 9:00 AM
Billings Half Fast vs. Zamboobies

That matchup’s gonna be hotter than a two-dollar pistol. Don’t miss it. 🔥

Paparazzi crew missed Game 3, so here’s a little reenactment! 🤼‍♀️😂

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 2 🔥🏒Snowy Peaks vs. Puckin’ BisonThese two teams showed up. They understood the assignme...
04/18/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit – Game 2 🔥🏒
Snowy Peaks vs. Puckin’ Bison

These two teams showed up. They understood the assignment and chose violence like it was on special. 😤

1st Period:
Early penalty on the Snowy Peaks, setting the tone faster than a small town rumor. 🚨

The Bison came out eating breakfast, lunch, and supper while the Peaks were still trying to remember which foot went in which skate. 🍳🥓

To be fair, outdoor rink life and a warm winter had their ice time rarer than manners at a monster truck rally. ☀️🌵

2nd Period:
Rachel N with the cleanest top tittie on a breakout smoother than fresh peanut butter on hot toast. 🎯🥅

But Lewistown came to work harder than an ugly stripper. Stops, puck movement, grit. Half a season or not, these girls can wheel. 💪

Then Christia popped her cherry 🍒 with her first tournament goal ever, and the celly was louder than a cat in a dryer. Absolute beaut.

3rd Period:
Snowy Peaks absolutely creased Riley on the boards, rattled the glass like a screen door in a hurricane. 💥

Hey bichachos… this isn’t the NHL, settle down before someone’s mom has to come get you. 😅

Rachel H answered back, sniping one in like a feral house cat on m**h. 🥷⚡

This game had everything....speed, grit, chaos, and enough attitude to choke a mule. Real hockey, Ladies!

⏭️ Up Next: Game 3
Tatanka’d Up vs. the Goal Diggers

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit Weekend Kicks Off 🔥🏒Game 1: Dirty Herd vs. ZamboobiesThe Dirty Herd came out looking like the c...
04/18/2026

🏒🔥 Battle of the Biscuit Weekend Kicks Off 🔥🏒
Game 1: Dirty Herd vs. Zamboobies

The Dirty Herd came out looking like the curtains matched the drapes… but played like we got dressed in the dark. 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, the Zamboobies showed up hungry for blood and smelling weakness like raccoons at a campground.

1st Period Chaos:
Zamboobies opened with a greasy hit behind the net, deleting Jen from the census. 💥

Followed it up with a dirty trip at center. Refs already sweating. 🚨

Then came the weirdest goal of the weekend: shot, bounce, mid-air whack, Ally saved again… then somehow the rebound floated in over her head like a cursed beach ball. 🎈🥴

Dirty Herd looked like we were skating in wet cement, but managed a few pucks deep. Nothing. Would. Go.

2nd Period:
Penalty for penalties... one each side. This game felt less like hockey and more like a family dispute. 😅

Zamboobies buried a slick backdoor slider. 🚪🥅

Dirty Herd started waking up... good puck movement, heavy shots, greasy rebounds… but the pipes were tighter than jeans after Thanksgiving. 🍗

3rd Period:
Zamboobies made it 3-0.

With 3 minutes left, the Dirty Herd suddenly remembered they were hockey players. Absolute siege mode. Crashing the net, hemming them in, puck never left their zone. But their goalie?

🍺 Get that woman a beer and knock her down a level. She was possessed. Nothing got through.

Game MVP: 🥅 Ally
Kept us alive while the rest of us looked like deer on rollerblades. Could’ve been ugly without her.

⏭️ Up Next: Snowy Peaks vs. Puckin’ Bison

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