08/11/2026
Well, we had an entire Beach Mode recap planned (dirty little secret, sometimes the Scribe has much of it pre-written). There were going to be jokes, themes were going to be revisited and narrative arcs were going to be resolved.
And then the friggin’ Orcas showed up at the Elks! ORCAS!!! So...does anything else even matter now? Seriously. Orcas. Right there. Before the race. Minds collectively blown.
For those unfamiliar with our little corner of Shilshole Bay, this is decidedly NOT a normal occurrence. Seals? Sure. Sea lions? Absolutely. Herons? Constantly. Naked guy on the rock? Most of us have never seen him, but, apparently, sometimes.
But orcas? Nope. Yet there they were, putting on a pre-race show that your Scribe is going to go ahead and declare the undisputed highlight of BEPC Week #15.
We did, though, go ahead and have a race. Huge thanks to Dan, Sonia, Greg, John and Richard for making the evening happen. Orcas generate excitement, but they’re absolutely useless at Registration, Timing, and Safety. So we are grateful for our volunteers.
The course was Pretzel 3.0. The Scribe didn’t bother to sketch it (you’ve seen it before). Instead, he put his effort into repurposing this old Orca sketch for the recap. You’ll have to settle for that.
Results? You still care about those after the whole Orca saga? Wow. OK…here you go: Standard Results: https://www.webscorer.com/race?raceid=443130 MondayMe Results: https://pnw.paddlerace.org/bepc-summer/results/2026-08-10-15.html Well done Greg, Lambert, and Kerri! And kudos to Kerri and Ayman for having weekly streaks posted. Bravo!
And that brings Beach Mode to a close (recall that WAS the theme, but that’s hard to remember now). Next Monday is BEPC Race #16. The Scribe isn't bothering with some dubious theme invented several days beforehand, but it is a USA SUP affiliated race, so there are points on the line for those chasing such things. For everyone else, it'll be another Monday night doing what this whole thing is actually about: Getting together and paddling. Perhaps with orcas (unless you’re Ahmed F who’s yet to ever see one).
See you next Monday.