09/06/2026
We added subtitles to our regular Sunday long run to make it more cinematic. Turns out it was already a horror movie.
Wake up in the dark. Meet strangers in a parking lot. Run an unreasonable number of miles. Slowly stop talking to each other. Then, just when you think it’s finally over… they take you to a pool.
Because only triathletes finish exercising and think “You know what would feel relaxing? Different exercise.” 🎬😂