05/22/2026
π THE FINAL CAPTAINS & A HISTORIC LEAGUE UPDATE! π
Fellas, the demand for this Memorial Day Draft Tournament has broken the system. Due to an absolute flood of registrations, we are officially expanding to 11 teams for the first time ever! π History is being made this Sunday.
Before we lock the war rooms, letβs introduce our final five captains in alphabetical order. Let's see who is ready to draft a masterpiece and who is drafting a ticket straight to the losers' bracket.
π CAPTAIN #7: Anthony Lucero
Anthony is a long-time veteran captain who is desperate to finally hoist that Memorial Day hardware. We love his hustle, but we just hope he keeps his feet on the ground this year; the last time he played a tournament, he tried to leap the outfield fence like Spider-Man for a fly ball and ended up with a shattered wrist. π§±π¦΄ Safety first this weekend, Anthonyβwe need you alive for the BBQ.
π CAPTAIN #8: Joey Gines
TODAY IS JOEY'S BIRTHDAY! ππ₯³ We all know Joey brings an absolute certified missile launcher of a bat to the plate, but if the man isn't standing safely on the pitcher's mound, his defense becomes a literal hazardous work zone. β οΈ Drop a happy birthday in the comments, but don't get too niceβcome Friday night, we fully expect him to get completely blind on birthday shots and draft a squad of ghost players by the 5th round. πΉπ₯΄
π CAPTAIN #9: RJ Robinson
RJ is back in the captain's chair and taking his preparation to a whole new level. The man famously hauls his own personal hitting net down to the park just to get his warm-up cuts in before the first pitch is even thrown. We expect him to be an absolute sharpshooter with his upcoming selections, so let's just hope he doesn't suffer a total misfire in the first round and draft a squad that completely blanks on Sunday.
π CAPTAIN #10: Scott J Carson
Talk about a demotion. Scott is our former league Commissioner who used to run the entire show, but now heβs been stripped of his power, forced down into the trenches, and is just a regular old captain like the rest of these degenerates. ππ Let's see if the ex-boss still remembers how to build a squad from the ground up, or if the game has completely passed him by.
π CAPTAIN #11: Thomas Soeby
The prodigal son returns! Thomas was previously holding down the captain duties, took a little hiatus, and has officially emerged from the shadows to reclaim his clipboard. ππ₯ Thomas usually rolls with his squad "Moneyline," but since this is a draft format, he can't just buy his friends this timeβlet's see if his drafting skills are actually a safe bet or if he's about to completely bust on his payout. πΈπ
β οΈπ¨ CRITICAL ROSTER UPDATE: 3 SPOTS RE-OPENING! π¨β οΈ
Because we expanded to 11 teams, we have exactly 3 open spots left outside of the waitlist! Public sign-ups are officially RE-OPENED for those final 3 spots on a first-paid, first-served basis.
Take a close look at the updated roster list attached below:
π’ GREEN = Paid and locked in.
π‘ YELLOW = Pending registration.
β οΈ TO EVERYONE IN THE YELLOW: You have until TOMORROW (FRIDAY) AT 12:00 PM to reach out to me and handle your payment. If I haven't heard from you by noon, your spot will be immediately forfeited and opened up to the public. Do not lose your spot because you forgot to check your wallet!
π PENDING PLAYERS: Text me right now to secure your name in the green.
π NEW FREE AGENTS: Grab one of those final 3 available slots before they vanish for good!
π Lock it in: www.SundaySandlot.com
π Payment Options / Questions: Text me at 435-901-4722