San Francisco MGA

08/09/2026

Somehow quite a few medios were able to score well through the strong winds. We even saw two lifetime low rounds set! Read all about it...

PALO ALTO, CA - Mike Plemons is having a nice lil summer. First he gets married, which in no way affected the outcome of the Cross Bay Cup (or so his lawyers have told me). Then just a few weeks later he taps the calendar on the way out the door while saying "Sorry babe, gotta go" and sachets back o...

08/09/2026

07/19/2026

Kinda gracious in defeat. Not much choice in the matter after being on the receiving end of a 7.5-2.5 rout.

07/14/2026

One of the most kinda alight players of all time completes his collection of MGA trophies!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Last Saturday at Tilden Park, Rob Kristie finally got his hands on some J***s. In doing so, he completed the career slam and has now won every regular season event in the MGA. A sincere congratulations on this impressive achievement... and now onto the s**t talking. It may be har...

06/10/2026

Holy s**t!

NAPA, CA - Chardonnay Golf Club made its SFMGA Tour debut yesterday and boy did it make it memorable. Good thing too, seeing as the shortest drive to the course amongst the 28 medios was probably 45 minutes. Thankfully, there was magic in the air once again and I have yet another story that writes i...

05/12/2026

The press really worked hard on this write up for some reason!

HALF MOON BAY, CA - All it took was a lucky kick off a tree (on the first shot of his round), some fortuitously positioned clovers and a gravitational anomaly for El Presidente to get his first win on tour since 2019. In all, 36 medios (including 4 Oakland spies) took on the Old Course at Half Moon....