04/01/2026
We said we weren’t going to add another team.
But you’ve asked for it, so here it is:
⚾🔥SUPER ELITE 4U TRAVEL BASEBALL TRYOUTS
Think your 4-year-old has what it takes? We Doubt it, but try anyways.
We’re not building a team… we’re building the NEXT GENERATION OF DOMINANCE.
Welcome to the MOST ABSOLUTLEY EXTREMELY ELITE 4U TRAVEL BASEBALL PROGRAM ON THE PLANET.
This is for the current game-changers. The tone-setters. The kids who don’t just play the game — they own it.
💥 TRYOUT DETAILS:
📅 4/31
📍 The Fielder’s Choice Super Dome
⏰ 13 PM
💪 WHAT WE DEMAND:
• Ability to hit absolute Nukes (yes, even at 4)
• Physically advanced super athletes that know how to celebrate after a double
• Laser focus (NO LET DOWNS. EVER.😤)
• High end velocity
• An obsession for baseball that borders insanity
🚀 WHAT WE DELIVER:
• NEXT-LEVEL Launch Angle Swings (built from the ground up)
• High-energy, coaching environment with TBALL experienced coaches
• Drippiest Coaching staff out there
• High level 2nd base Celly training
• A culture of BAT FLIPS, FLASH, and BIG CHAINS
🏆 THIS IS NOT REC BALL.
This is a LAUNCH PAD.
We are setting the tone EARLY — building habits, mindset, and skills that separate players at the TBALL level.
We’re forming a LIMITED ROSTER of hand-selected athletes ready to step into something bigger.
⚠️ WARNING TO PARENTS:
Once your player joins…
Your bank account will be freely managed by the Coaching Staff.
Your weekends along with every single weekday will be occupied 13 months of the year.
Your 4-year-old will start calling their shots-at the game and home.
🎯 WHO SHOULD SHOW UP:
Players with $500 bats, Bruce Bolts, Sliding Mit, or just simply players with quality names like: Cage, Gunner, Easton, Mitt, Wilson, or Boombah
—SIGN UP RIGHT NOW.
📲 REGISTER TODAY:
https://my.fitune.io/fielderschoice/info
Spots are extremely limited.
Cuts will be made. Some instantly upon arrival. Standards will be unachievable. Dress Flashy.
⚾🔥DON’T JUST BEAT YOUR OPPONENT.. ANNIHILATE IT🔥⚾
If you made it this far without realizing we are joking, we are worried about you!
Happy April Fool’s Day