Puckered Butthole Racing Team

11/09/2026

🔥 BLACK WOOKIE — BUILT, NOT BOUGHT! 🔥

The Polaris Pro R deserves more than your average steering wheel setup! 💪

🔧 DRT Motorsports Mount × MPI Steering Wheel

Another upgrade for Black Wookie! A little garage time getting everything fitted, dialed in, and looking functioning exactly how I want it.

It’s not always about the biggest or most expensive upgrades. Sometimes it’s the small details, the attention to fitment, and putting your own touch on a machine that make the biggest difference.

Every modification has a purpose, and every little detail brings Black Wookie one step closer to the vision.

🏁 Build it right. Make it yours. NEVER ACCEPT STOCK!

Stay right, Stay tight, Don’t be a Loose Bu****le👌🏻

11/08/2026

Ever have an entire night planned out in your head before you even leave the house?

I had this whole vision of a night ride, capturing some badass footage, drone shots, night photography, the works.

Loaded up the RZR, packed all the camera gear, batteries, mounts, and everything else I could possibly need.

Drove all the way out there, ready to make it happen.

Only to realize I brought every fu***ng thing EXCEPT THE DRONE. 🤦‍♂️

Well, at least the RZR made it out of the driveway. 😂

11/05/2026

Sometimes you don’t realize how inadequate your old equipment is until you put it next to the new stuff. 😂

Finally upgraded to a set of pro_eagle jack stands for Black Wookie, and the side-by-side comparison says it all!

Running 35-inch tires on a Pro R 4 makes basic maintenance a pain in the ass when your old stands barely reach the frame.

The new setup gives me the height, stability, and versatility I’ve been looking for. Plus, the interchangeable topography pads are a nice touch.

I’ve never been one to cheap out on equipment, especially when my life could depend on it. Good tools aren’t just an expense. They’re an investment in doing the job right and getting home in one piece.

Buy once, cry once. And don’t fu***ng die underneath your machine. 🤘

11/02/2026

THIS is what life is really about. ❤️🎆

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that at 43 years old, I’d be living the life I am today.

I grew up with very little. There were times when just getting by was a struggle. And if you knew me before the military, you’d probably understand why I never expected to make it this far, let alone be where I am today.

Life has a funny way of coming full circle.

So yeah, I just spent a few thousand dollars on fireworks for our Thanksgiving gathering. 😂 And sure, part of that is because I’m still a big kid myself!

But the real reason? The kids.

Knowing that the children in our group are going to spend the night looking up at the sky with the biggest smiles on their faces, making memories they’ll hopefully carry for the rest of their lives.

Growing up, I never understood what money could really provide. At 43, I’m realizing that some of the greatest things it can buy aren’t things at all.

It’s the memories. The laughter. The experiences. And most importantly, the happiness you get to share with others.

That’s what all the struggles, sacrifices, and years of hard work have taught me.

Life isn’t about how much you have. It’s about what you do with what you’ve been fortunate enough to have. ❤️

And those smiles? Worth every damn penny. 🎆

11/02/2026

🔥 Built for the dirt. Equipped for adventure. 🔥

When you’re spending long days out in the middle of nowhere, having the right setup makes all the difference! 🤘

From the custom roof rack and Starlink Mini setup to the cockpit electronics, every upgrade has a purpose.

This is what happens when you combine off-road addiction, technology, and the constant need to make s**t better! 😂

More miles. More adventures. Less pavement.

🏁 PB RACING — Life In The Dirt Lane!

10/30/2026

10/26/2026

🏁 150 MILES OF PURE SOUTHERN ARIZONA ADVENTURE! 🏁

What an absolute blast of a day behind the wheel of Black Wookie! 🤘

We kicked things off on Bull Springs Road and worked our way all the way down to the Mexican border wall, having a little fun with some of the construction crews along the way. 😂

From long, rocky fire roads to wide-open stretches and lush green meadows, we got a little bit of everything! Thanks to the heavy monsoon season this year, some of the trails were so overgrown with tall grass that we were practically bulldozing our way through!

One of the crazier sights of the day was along one of those long, rocky fire roads. We came across a truck that had skidded off the road the night before and was literally being held up by a rock! Just inches to the right was a sheer 300-foot drop filled with trees, boulders, and a creek at the bottom. Another three inches and that truck would’ve gone straight over the edge. Talk about being three inches away from a completely different outcome! 😳

After running along the border wall, we made our way up the backside of Parker Lake, crossed through the beautiful San Rafael Valley, headed back into Patagonia, and eventually worked our way up Bull Springs Road to the trailer.

📍 150 miles covered
⏱️ 9 hours of adventure
🔥 83 MPH top speed
🏜️ Rocky trails, open valleys, overgrown grass, and incredible scenery!

Black Wookie absolutely ate up everything we threw at her, and I couldn’t be happier with how she’s performing!

Now it’s time to get everything ready for next Saturday’s full media day! We’ll be hitting the trails again, this time focusing on capturing some serious footage and getting Black Wookie ready for her official YouTube debut! 🎥

Living life one puckered mile at a time!

10/21/2026

🏁 LIVING LIFE ONE PUCKERED MILE AT A TIME! 🏁

Some people count the days. We count the miles!

Long days in the garage, endless desert trails, and hours behind the wheel. It’s more than just riding. It’s therapy, freedom, and a way of life.

Keep it right, keep it tight, and DON’T BE A LOOSE BU****LE! 🤘

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10/20/2026

With the cooler weather right around the corner, you know what that means… it’s almost time to get back out on the trails! 🤘

Just a friendly reminder to USE YOUR HAND SIGNALS when approaching oncoming traffic, especially when riding in a group. Let other riders know how many machines are behind you so nobody gets caught off guard.

Stay to the right, pay attention to your surroundings, and respect the people you’re sharing the trails with. It only takes a few seconds to do your part, and those few seconds could prevent a serious accident.

We all want to get out, have a good time, and make it home safe. Let’s look out for each other and do our part to keep our riding areas open!

KEEP IT RIGHT, KEEP IT TIGHT, DON’T BE A LOOSE BU****LE! 🤘