06/17/2026
🚨 STARFLEET PERSONNEL UPDATE 🚨
While the USS Winston Speedway remains in spacedock until July 3, we have received reports that our Race Director, Commander Ted Cooper Jr., has temporarily abandoned Race Control and will be piloting his own vessel into battle this weekend at Crystal Motor Speedway.
That’s right. After spending most weekends telling everyone else where to line up, what flag they’re under, and occasionally who made a terrible life decision in Turn 3, Ted finally gets to be the one behind the wheel.
If you’re looking for some racing action while Winston is on shore leave, head over to Crystal and cheer him on. Be loud. Wave. Distract him by asking for rulings on incidents from three weeks ago. Tell him Race Control is calling.
From all of us aboard the USS Winston Speedway, good luck Commander Cooper. May your warp drive stay hooked up, your shields remain intact, and may all cautions happen behind you.
🖖 See you all back at Winston Speedway July 3.