07/15/2026
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1641966137937601&id=100063726903742&mibextid=cr9u03 Resistence is futile bi***es against the NEW WORLD ORDER. If you guys lay down to this BS we will give birth to nothing but pu***es for centuries.
BREAKING: Kamala Harris has introduced the Unburdened Hormone Equity and Wellness Framework, capping all testosterone boosters at federally approved "equitable T levels" effective September 1, 2026, because high testosterone, you know, represents the kind of thing that has been, and we must move forward from what has been.
The Unburdened T Act requires all gym-going Americans to submit quarterly hormone panels to the newly formed Office of Hormonal Equity, because the science of it is that when some people have more T than others, that is, in fact, an equity gap that must be addressed through regulation.
Enforcement will be handled by certified Wellness Equity Agents stationed at GNC locations nationwide, cross-referencing your levels against the National Equitable Testosterone Threshold, or NETT, because fairness means nobody gets to be unburdened by low T alone.
Kamala Harris: "We must be unburdened by what has been, which is to say, the thing that has existed, which is high testosterone, and moving forward means understanding that the future is not the past, and the past had testosterone, and so the future must ask: what does testosterone mean for all of us, together, going forward, unencumbered, unburdened, and frankly, just... balanced. That is the NETT we are casting. A net of equity. For hormones."
Details:
- Compliance deadline: September 1, 2026, with annual re-certification every January 1st thereafter at your nearest Hormonal Equity Assessment Center
- Verification: Bloodwork must be submitted through the Office of Hormonal Equity portal, notarized by a licensed Wellness Equity Agent, and confirmed via a 45-minute video call in which you explain what testosterone means to you personally
- Pass tier: Levels within the NETT range of 300-400 ng/dL earn a $200 Equitable Gains Tax Credit and the official title of Balanced Citizen in Good Hormonal Standing
- Fail tier: Levels above 700 ng/dL trigger a $1,500 Testosterone Privilege Surcharge and mandatory enrollment in the eight-week Unburdened Wellness Recalibration Program
- Bonus tier: Citizens who voluntarily reduce to sub-280 ng/dL receive the Golden Equity Badge, a $500 credit, and early access to government-issued soy protein rations
- Non-compliance escalation: Repeated violations result in public listing on the National Hormonal Imbalance Registry and a strongly worded letter read aloud at your local city council meeting
People who lift heavy and eat enough will pay the Testosterone Privilege Surcharge. People who already had low T will finally receive the government recognition they deserve. We must move forward, unburdened by gains, unencumbered by strength, and absolutely NETT of anything resembling high T.
