ORP Bicycle Smarthorn

02/21/2024

03/02/2023

Big holiday coming up. In my family we exchange gifts and watch all the Leprechaun films. Anybody do anything fun or irresponsible?

02/07/2023

Hey,. Valentines Day is right around the corner and while we are still out of Orps (OOO), we do have REMORPS.

Regardless, even though V-DAY may seem like just another commercial holiday to sell heart shaped Reese's P-nut butter cups
(good, right?!, and no calories given its a holiday), it is a chance to stop being a stalker and let them know how you feel.

12/08/2022

Hey we just want to wish everyone a super safe and fun holiday season.

12/01/2022

I saw this in Portland. Ironic.

08/26/2022

Hey, sorry for the radio silence. We've been hoping things would turn around quicker, but they have not. As you may all know, Orp was designed hear, I mean, here in Orpegon, and is built in China. Beyond key components sky rocketing in price, shipping Orps from Shenzhen to Portland has quintupled.

We hope to have a solution and will let everyone know as soon as we do. Meanwhile, kickback and watch alot of Netflix or For All Mankind on Apple TV+.

05/03/2022

Hey, Mother's day is coming up and if Mom has an Orp, maybe now's the time to get her a REMORP.

Is Mom a little shaky?
Certainly, no one is getting any younger so a REMORP will help activate her Orp faster and with more control given there's no hand lifting. Most importantly, though, we do have REMORPS in stock.

01/17/2022

Hear, I mean , here, I think this one is funner. You may have to click on it to read it.

12/31/2021

Well, we're just about hear, I mean, here. It's not much to look at yet, but it's early. Omicron is seeming mild so things are looking up. Let's all work to make '22 a blow out year!