Pitchslap: The Team (ain't nuttin' funny 'bout it)

07/18/2023

I have always had a thing about people who must cut the line… whether it be an actual line of people waiting to get into a bargain sale, or someone who must be first on the freeway. They each have an m.o. The bargain shopper/movie goer usually steps into the line ahead of multiple others, who have been patiently (or not) waiting their turn to enter the super sale or the current extravaganza....

I have always had a thing about people who must cut the line… whether it be an actual line of people waiting to get into a bargain sale, or someone who must be first on the freeway. They each have …

07/09/2023

I am my own worst enemy. This could probably be said for many people. We are a breed of folks that are wired to not accept forgiveness from others, because we believe we do not deserve it. We are harsh with self-criticism, deadly with self-disapproval, and quick to judge our every move. Do you recognize this behavior? Welcome to Club Self-Loathing....

I am my own worst enemy. This could probably be said for many people. We are a breed of folks that are wired to not accept forgiveness from others, because we believe we do not deserve it. We are h…

06/28/2023

Morbid obesity is a complex condition and one that ought not be ignored. To be considered morbidly obese, one must weigh at least 80-100 lbs over their ideal body weight. A BMI above 40 indicates morbid obesity. Medical conditions, such as, diabetes, heart disease, chronic kidney disease, and high blood pressure, can be the result of such morbid obesity and lead to a premature death....

Morbid obesity is a complex condition and one that ought not be ignored. To be considered morbidly obese, one must weigh at least 80-100 lbs over their ideal body weight. A BMI above 40 indicates m…

06/20/2023

I visited with my behavioral health specialist, as well as my dietitian, this week. I am so pleased with my medical team. Not only is my physician assistant, Kimmi, personable, she is kind and thorough. Jane is the name of my psychologist (BHS) and it is her responsibility to guide my mental health, making certain that I am mentally strong going into gastric bypass surgery....

I visited with my behavioral health specialist, as well as my dietitian, this week. I am so pleased with my medical team. Not only is my physician assistant, Kimmi, personable, she is kind and thor…

05/28/2023

Who among us has ever met an overly helpful person full of statistical advice on losing weight? Or, finds it his/her duty to give helpful comments on your weight at all? I would venture to guess that every overweight person reading this post will say yes to this query. It has been my personal experience that as I have gained weight, so have I gained advice regarding my weight....

Who among us has ever met an overly helpful person full of statistical advice on losing weight? Or, finds it his/her duty to give helpful comments on your weight at all? I would venture to guess th…

05/25/2023

Chapter Six Now that I have totally terrified you regarding all things bariatric, let’s look at the other side of this surgery. I can only tell you what I have heard and read, since I have not yet had the surgery. Oh… btw, I have decided to have bariatric surgery. After a great deal of reading, and mulling, and bargaining, it has become clear that this is my best choice....

Chapter Six Now that I have totally terrified you regarding all things bariatric, let’s look at the other side of this surgery. I can only tell you what I have heard and read, since I have not yet …

10/07/2012

Pitchslap gives running a fresh look.

10/07/2012

Today, Sunday - Oct 7th, Pitchslap meets Reignmakers at 4pm followed by Negative Reinforcement at 5pm in a Doubleheader. Play will happen at Lents Park on Field #3. Should be some great ball playing! Come on out and watch.

09/30/2012

Summer 2012 Kickball Tournament - Aug 11th 2012

09/30/2012

Pitchslap vs It Aint Gonna Kick Itself - Sept 9th 2012