Drunken Masters Hockey

Drunken Masters Hockey The Drunken Masters are a beer-league ice hockey team playing out of the Winterhawks Skating Center in Beaverton, Oregon.

Originally born as "Hatrick Swayze" in the Winter 2011 season, The Drunken Masters are a team of beer-league hacks. The Masters play in Division 4, also known as "Remedial Quadriplegic Sloths Division" at Winterhawks Skating Center in Beaverton, Oregon.

DMs running for our beer! Matty, Devo, Wiltzy and Stace.
10/25/2025

DMs running for our beer! Matty, Devo, Wiltzy and Stace.

12/23/2024

Drunken Masters battled in the Div 4 Championship game last night. With a record number of fans in attendance, DM fell 3-1 to the worthy WinterSquawks in a tightly-contested, epic battle. Congrats to the Squawks on their win and a fantastic season! Next season starts after the new year!

Congrats to DM goalie, EO, for getting 2nd prize in the Highlight of the Week contest! Pay no attention to the defenders...
12/23/2024

Congrats to DM goalie, EO, for getting 2nd prize in the Highlight of the Week contest! Pay no attention to the defenders, pay attention to the GOALIE ONLY đŸ˜†

Thank you to Pure Hockey for sponsoring this campaign! Winners will be DM'd on Instagram with instructions on how to claim your gift cards.Please visit Pure ...

The Drunken Masters are saddened by the tragic loss of the Gaudreau brothers to a drunk driver. Please remember, driving...
08/30/2024

The Drunken Masters are saddened by the tragic loss of the Gaudreau brothers to a drunk driver. Please remember, driving under the influence is NOT Masterful.

Our heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau, whose lives ended way too soon. Words cannot appropriately express the sorrow the hockey community is feeling today.

05/30/2024

Now that the Vancouver Canucks have been eliminated from Stanley Cup contention, Drunken Masters are proud to announce that Brock Boeser will be joining our Division 4 roster for the summer session. Welcome, Brock! I was gonna remind you to try to score fewer than six goals per game, but nobody else in Div4 seems to mind doing that, so fire away!

05/12/2024

We haven't posted much lately. That will change, our social media team will start paying a bit more attention. Our fans demand it.

Our relatively new additions to the Drunken Masters family, Wade, Evan, Dakota and Nick have all fit into our squad like sexy sexy gloves. We love having them on the team. DM are 2-1 in the new Spring season, looking to get back to a championship. Wish us luck!

It's been a minute! Drunken Masters are Div4 champs!
08/26/2023

It's been a minute! Drunken Masters are Div4 champs!

Third year in a row! I think that makes it a tradition. Snowy and cold today, but so much fun.
03/05/2023

Third year in a row! I think that makes it a tradition. Snowy and cold today, but so much fun.

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