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BTTV Barre-Tique Fitness is now BTTV — movement, mindfulness, and media beyond the thin veil. Enter the latest fitness craze! It’s not a dance class.
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Dancers bodies with their long, lean muscles have become the envy of those who want to tone up, with out bulk. Barre classes use postures, small, controlled movements to shape and lift the entire body. The barre itself is used as a prop to keep you aligned. Work your entire body and stretch it out. It's a great add-in for your current work-out regime if you're not interested in making a total switch. You’re guaranteed to get a solid workout packed with core and lower body focus.

06/15/2026

Raise your glass high. 🍺

To the people who showed up.
To the lessons that hurt.
To the stories that made us laugh.
To the ones still figuring it out.

And to surviving another week on Planet Earth.

🍻

06/14/2026

Nature is healing.
I’m eating vegetables with construction equipment.

06/13/2026

Some weeks, “F**k It Friday” arrives at 8 AM.

Some weeks it arrives at 4 PM.

Either way, it arrives.

There is chaos.
There are distractions.
There are lawnmowers.
There are things you can’t control.

Get up anyway.

Take the shot anyway.

Keep moving anyway.

The chaos does not define you.

Happy F**k It Friday. 🥣✨

06/12/2026

I was told to pick a niche.

Instead, I launched a magazine, started a podcast, opened a portal, confused the algorithm, and somehow ended up ringing the Nasdaq bell.

The market has spoken.

Bu****le Industries™ opens strong.

📈🚀🩷

****leIndustries

06/12/2026

No inspirational quote today.

Just checking in from the ship.

Still sailing. ⛵

Well... This Escalated.Somewhere between business, beauty, AI, consciousness, marketing, midlife reinvention, and a comp...
06/11/2026

Well... This Escalated.

Somewhere between business, beauty, AI, consciousness, marketing, midlife reinvention, and a complete disregard for conventional publishing rules...

I accidentally made a magazine.

Not a corporate magazine.

Not a polished industry publication.

A FORBS™ magazine.

Inside you'll find observations, stories, satire, strange moments, and a few uncomfortable truths wrapped in humor.

Possible side effects include:

✓ Uncontrolled laughter

✓ Existential reflection

✓ Increased creativity

✓ Questioning reality

✓ Awareness of bungholes

The FORBS™ Mini Mag is now available and completely free.

Read it here:

https://conta.cc/4uYQgby

Enjoy.

Donna

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06/11/2026

🚇 Official FORBS™ Transit Bulletin

If someone yells “BUNGHOLE” on the train…

Remain calm.

They may have read the report.

🔺

06/10/2026

The Galactic Federation requested an update.

I told them:

“It’s a lot.”

The algorithms are confused.
The humans are tired.
The Particle Boyz are multiplying.
The bungholes have become self-aware.

Meanwhile, I’m still standing.

Still moving forward.

P.S. The Letter to the Galactic Federation is hidden inside the free FORBS™ Mini Mag. 🔺 ITS FREE.

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