My team members and I come from the land where this divine beverage was originally conceived. A place where the beer flows like wine and beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. While we all love Milwaukee for its mediocre skyline , its hate for Chicago and large women, the real reason why we love it is for its seemingly infinite supply of PBR tall boys. This is why we ar
e called Pabst Blue Racing, a name which embodies our spirit and the inevitable idiocy that ensues after consuming said beverage. Our βcarβ is a 1994 Nissan Maxima, nicked named Mad Maxima, which we picked up for 100 bucks. The idea for the car is a custom paint job including our logo as well as a hood fully covered in flattened PBR cans we drank during car prep. We are also designing a fiberglass PBR wing, which is likely to provide absolutely no downforce whatsoever, but will probably get one of us laid. If we get picked, you can bet your sweet ass there will be a 30 of PBR with your name on it. That is all.
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